Stupid Chat Questions to those of us who have been castrated or nullified

[TopManFL (imported)]

I would have asked: if your scrotum was removed what do you scratch in the morning?

I never scratch my scrotum in the morning.

Lotrimin jock itch cream took care of that problem. Plus my 7th-grade physical education coach taught us to put our socks on before our underwear to avoid jock itch. It won't prevent athletes' foot - just the transfer of fungus from foot to balls.

My school did not have this in the dress code, however, the school district in my county has as part of their dress code that boys must wear underwear and that it cannot be visible. I have no idea in what universe that makes sense but, it adds up to 352%

TMFL

[Paolo]

It's not as if they could get away with random underwear checks.

[Valery_V (imported)]

I never scratch my scrotum in the morning.

Lotrimin jock itch cream took care of that problem. Plus my 7th-grade physical education coach taught us to put our socks on before our underwear to avoid jock itch. It won't prevent athletes' foot - just the transfer of fungus from foot to balls.

My school did not have this in the dress code, however, the school district in my county has as part of their dress code that boys must wear underwear and that it cannot be visible. I have no idea in what universe that makes sense but, it adds up to 352%

TMFL

Ha ha! The coach had in mind, probably, that something else needs to be invested in a sock for solidity .

[Valery_V (imported)]

It's not as if they could get away with random underwear checks.

The dress code at physical education classes was following: be engaged in short pants if only eggs did not sparkle .

[Begoneboy (imported)]

I never scratch my scrotum in the morning.

Lotrimin jock itch cream took care of that problem. Plus my 7th-grade physical education coach taught us to put our socks on before our underwear to avoid jock itch. It won't prevent athletes' foot - just the transfer of fungus from foot to balls.

My school did not have this in the dress code, however, the school district in my county has as part of their dress code that boys must wear underwear and that it cannot be visible. I have no idea in what universe that makes sense but, it adds up to 352%

TMFL

If only the rest of the world required underware not be visible. Or maybe just to pull the britches up

[Paolo]

The dress code at physical education classes was following: be engaged in short pants if only eggs did not sparkle .

Sparkle?!

[Valery_V (imported)]

Sparkle?!



I'm sorry. I wanted to say: exhibit.

But the coach said: "To sparkle".

[JesusA (imported)]

Sparkle?!



Maybe you just don't understand Russian balls???

[Losethem (imported)]

Sparkle?!



My balls sparkled. Though I can't prove it to you now.

[Valery_V (imported)]

Maybe you just don't understand Russian balls???

Thanks, dear friend! You always tell the truth.

However our coach Ignatich often liked to joke.