This Cock is Bigger Than Roger's

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This Cock is Bigger Than Roger's

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Paolo wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 8:07 pm https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/ ... ntic_cock/

It's certainly huge.

What kind of perverted am I ?! For some reason I thought about something completely different ...
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Valery_V (imported) wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 8:29 pm What kind of perverted am I ?! For some reason I thought about something completely different ...

There is no need to worry about being a pervert. Nine out of ten inches surveyed say Ranger prefers friends that are well twisted. Also, well banded and tied off also. Ranger has a way of bringing out the kinky side of people - you know, in a good way.
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Paolo wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 8:07 pm https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/ ... ntic_cock/

It's certainly huge.

Proof there are plenty of cocks that dwarf Ranger. Highly unlikely, however, to be as much fun.

I’ve often wondered if he could handle himself in a cockfight. I’ll have to check the archive for stories.
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TopManFL (imported) wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 4:35 am There is no need to worry about being a pervert. Nine out of ten inches surveyed say Ranger prefers friends that are well twisted. Also, well banded and tied off also. Ranger has a way of bringing out the kinky side of people - you know, in a good way.

Ranger would probably have a lot more play dates if he could find others like him into banding and doing contests to see who could last longest. Yeah, he’s straight but he has respect — admiration?? — for the “twisted” members of his like.
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 12:10 pm Ranger would probably have a lot more play dates if he could find others like him into banding and doing contests to see who could last longest. Yeah, he’s straight but he has respect — admiration?? — for the “twisted” members of his like.

Awesome attitude for a str8 man ! That s how all str8 men should feel. Open to all kinds of great sex fun and not afraid of being labeled gay just because they enjoy fun with fellow men sometimes. A str8 man can t have those kinds of man to man contests and comparisons with females. Clits are not dicks. Only other dicks and balls will work for comparing and competing with str8 man dicks and balls. It sounds like you need some man to man competition to let Ranger show off his very impressive talents to a male audience and competitors who appreciate and can understand how rare a penis Ranger really is.
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I think every horny male should have a colorful statue of a big rooster in his home. When people ask him, What s that ? He answers, That s my big cock.
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