This One's for Roger and his Fans

[TopManFL (imported)]

Oh yeah, in that case I'm 100% Rog from an alternate evil universe. Not sure how long before I'm missed tho, they're prolly looking for me already.

Ranger has stubble. He prefers to maintain a 5 o'clock shadow.

Today is one of those horny days that has me wishing it were possible to band him and toss him in my drawer, or maybe the oven on 125 to keep him warm. I hate days like today when everything is so hypersexual to me. There's a decent size hole in the wall with a rag stuffed in it that's actually starting to look really tempting again. Like what might I be exposing Ranger to if I just pull out that rag and stuff him in there. Will some bugs find him? Is there maybe a mouse or a rat that would start working on him... I wish there were a goblin in the wall that could "take him" from me, and I'd never know what happened to him. I can't help it but I think of the sickest stuff when I get like this. Gotta rub one out I guess and start the day.

Why can't cock stealing goblins or faeries be a real thi

ng? Come take Ranger for your own uses please.

The Roger

from the Mirror Universe would likely have a micro penis.

Dear Ranger,

Please be kinder to Roger. We both know you think of him as a life support and transport system but, he is really the Rog for the Mirror Evil Universe and can turn you into a penis worthy of being on one of those marshmallow peeps they sell at Easter.

TMFL - As Always, just helping out.

[Valery_V (imported)]

Oh yeah, in that case I'm 100% Rog from an alternate evil universe. Not sure how long before I'm missed tho, they're prolly looking for me already.

Ranger has stubble. He prefers to maintain a 5 o'clock shadow.

Today is one of those horny days that has me wishing it were possible to band him and toss him in my drawer, or maybe the oven on 125 to keep him warm. I hate days like today when everything is so hypersexual to me. There's a decent size hole in the wall with a rag stuffed in it that's actually starting to look really tempting again. Like what might I be exposing Ranger to if I just pull out that rag and stuff him in there. Will some bugs find him? Is there maybe a mouse or a rat that would start working on him... I wish there were a goblin in the wall that could "take him" from me, and I'd never know what happened to him. I can't help it but I think of the sickest stuff when I get like this. Gotta rub one out I guess and start the day.

Why can't cock stealing goblins or faeries be a real thing? Come take Ranger for your own uses please.

Why do you need a 125F oven, why do you need a hole in the wall with goblins, mice, rats and other creatures? All this can be replaced by pussycats! Moreover, it is in our real Universe!

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Why do you need a 125F oven, why do you need a hole in the wall with goblins, mice, rats and other creatures? All this can be replaced by pussycats! Moreover, it is in our real Universe!

Nothing about my fantasies makes sense to me, so I realize how insensible they must seem to everyone that follows my posts on EA. I like thinking of my dick as an indestructible inanimate object, which I constantly want to push toward destruction. I like thinking of it in terms being separate from me. I like to think I could go on living without it, that it’s like an unneeded object, a distraction from me being the best I can be.

But then I get horny — most everyday — and I want to shove it in somewhere and let it meet its fate. I don’t want to suffer pain, but want to laugh about it as it meets its end. So yeah, I truly know how crazy I sound when I pour it all out like this.

My dream is to find a chick that doesn’t mind getting my junk numb first, so I don’t feel the pain, and then let’s me watch as she takes out all the torment she’s ever felt by every other cock in her life on Ranger. I want to give her that satisfaction while she punished probably the biggest cock she’s ever encountered for everything she’s been subjected to in other relationships. Then, when she’s finished and feeling better, and my feeling has been restored, I want her to coddle Ranger and take care of him like he’s her best friend.

I know I need medication, I just don’t know which one LOLOL