Parting out Ranger pending EA policy change

[Losethem (imported)]

Micah’s Millimeters? This thing isn’t exactly edible.

What do you mean not edible? Assuming a precise 10 inches, if we cut Ranger up into 1mm slices, boil him in oil, then lightly salt him, you'd have a nice mid-size bag of Ranger chips (255 pieces). We'll never know since cannibalism is illegal.

Though I enjoy eating dick, I like mine to be more like a Twinkie with a creamy center, and prefer it served at body temperature still attached to its owner.

[Paolo]

As the Assistant to the Sister, I officially turn all responsibility for this thread and its implications over to LT!:D

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

What do you mean not edible? Assuming a precise 10 inches, if we cut Ranger up into 1mm slices, boil him in oil, then lightly salt him, you'd have a nice mid-size bag of Ranger chips (255 pieces). We'll never know since cannibalism is illegal.

Though I enjoy eating dick, I like mine to be more like a Twinkie with a creamy center, and prefer it served at body temperature still attached to its owner.

Ranger chips?!?!! LOL you gave me semi wood @LT! We have to think of a great dip to go with them.

Maybe assemble all the chicks Ranger has served over the years. They would be more emotional than me for his loss, not sure how they would take his being prepped as a snack. Maybe they could each be given a chip as a souvenir?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Roger's Mountain Oysters?

Keeping my mountain oysters unless it's to a hot af zombie chick. Now I'm imagining her holding Ranger out of the way with a cold hand as she makes a snack of my family jewels. I'm not sure if that's a turn-on or off. Nvm I think it's kind of a turn-off.