Parting out Ranger pending EA policy change

[Wolf-Pup (imported)]

So if you are selling by the inch, is it cut to order? Or just the whole thing and then cut it up into evenly spaced segments? If it is cut to order than there is the whole bleeding cauterizing thing. Then you'd have to remove the end part each time for the next customer.

I think you'd have to take preorders in advance until you are sold out!

[TopManFL (imported)]

You both drive hard bargains @LT and @TMFL.

I think I may just keep him and his two best buds a little while longer!

I think my 100pct hypothetical bid might have been rejected because the bottle of SENATOR MISS LYNDSEY GRAHMAN'S water pills was half empty. So, I will up my offer. Now for a middle cut, starting at the circumcision line and going back one inch, I offer a Christy's Auction House Certified First Bag Ever of Kibbles and Bits. Seems very appropriate and it's an investment that will grow with time.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I think my 100pct hypothetical bid might have been rejected because the bottle of SENATOR MISS LYNDSEY GRAHMAN'S water pills was half empty. So, I will up my offer. Now for a middle cut, starting at the circumcision line and going back one inch, I offer a Christy's Auction House Certified First Bag Ever of Kibbles and Bits. Seems very appropriate and it's an investment that will grow with time.

Other than his head, that's one of my favorite sections. I'll have to think hard about letting that go. Wouldn't mind giving up 3-4 inches though to see what it's like working with just 6-7 inches.

@Wolf-Pup is right. These will all have to be pre-ordered so the knob's reattachment and removal isn't becoming tedious for the surgeons.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

I m guessing the theorectical bids would get highest for his head. So his shape and size of length and width, and shaft overhang matter and also whether he is a rounded blunt head, sculpted into a sinuous conture, or flatter like a horse glans ? All of these enter into the price. There might need to be a pre auction public inspection and various organs test drives offered to see which parts you would miss the most and need the highest bids to part him out forever ? Lol

Also like TopManFL points out, circumcised or uncircumcised foreskin, and who gets the foreskin itself, by the inch of separated foreskin bought separately ? Or does the foreskin get cut into sections as part of the underlaying shaft and head ? So, is the intact foreskin a seperate organ, along with the frenulum, to be bid on separate from your impressive shaft ? Sack lovers might bid a premium amount for just the scrotum. Depending on if they prefer high, medium, or low hangers. And if they like tight fit gonads or lots of extra air space around balls in roomy sacks. And would each ball include the maximum or minimum length of pulled out and cut off internal nut cords attached as a single gonad unit for bidding ?

So many complex questions for a theoretical auction to answer !

Maybe just going to local gay places and strutting around in nothing but your speedo, with Ranger strategically placed and well packed to highlight Ranger s awesome dimensions in full display in your speedo pouch,, and with a sign written across the speedo s ass pavel saying, For rent or purchase, see Ranger s talent manager for details.

[TopManFL (imported)]

I m guessing the theorectical bids would get highest for his head. So his shape and size of length and width, and shaft overhang matter and also whether he is a rounded blunt head, sculpted into a sinuous conture, or flatter like a horse glans ? All of these enter into the price. There might need to be a pre auction public inspection and various organs test drives offered to see which parts you would miss the most and need the highest bids to part him out forever ? Lol

Also like TopManFL points out, circumcised or uncircumcised foreskin, and who gets the foreskin itself, by the inch of separated foreskin bought separately ? Or does the foreskin get cut into sections as part of the underlaying shaft and head ? So, is the intact foreskin a seperate organ, along with the frenulum, to be bid on separate from your impressive shaft ? Sack lovers might bid a premium amount for just the scrotum. Depending on if they prefer high, medium, or low hangers. And if they like tight fit gonads or lots of extra air space around balls in roomy sacks. And would each ball include the maximum or minimum length of pulled out and cut off internal nut cords attached as a single gonad unit for bidding ?

So many complex questions for a theoretical auction to answer !

Maybe just going to local gay places and strutting around in nothing but your speedo, with Ranger strategically placed and well packed to highlight Ranger s awesome dimensions in full display in your speedo pouch,, and with a sign written across the speedo s ass pavel saying, For rent or purchase, see Ranger s talent manager for details.

Be careful - Micah's phone number is only one digit off from Rog's.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Be careful - Micah's phone number is only one digit off from Rog's.

I'm sure Micah would love to do the honors -- one piece at a time, with Ranger banded in sections.

[TopManFL (imported)]

I'm sure Micah would love to do the honors -- one piece at a time, with Ranger banded in sections.

Having worked for Mars Candies, Micah is a marketing genius. Similar to Reeses's Pieces, he plans on marketing Micah's Millimeters - figuring he can get one more section to sell if he uses the metric system.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Having worked for Mars Candies, Micah is a marketing genius. Similar to Reeses's Pieces, he plans on marketing Micah's Millimeters - figuring he can get one more section to sell if he uses the metric system.

Micah’s Millimeters? This thing isn’t exactly edible.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

It s mighty edible when it is still attached, hard, and shooting cream filling.

[TopManFL (imported)]

Micah’s Millimeters? This thing isn’t exactly edible.

Roger's Mountain Oysters?