Parting out Ranger pending EA policy change

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Thinking of ways to raise cash. I may be interested in "parting out" Ranger either by piece or whole.

I realize EA has a longstanding policy against sale or arranging distribution of body parts. I support EA and their policies 100%. My announcement is only if the policy is changed. I'm hoping this could may be a "Coming Soon" announcement.

Interested parties can comment their bids and specify the section(s).

I think 10 pieces at about 1-inch per piece. I may also let the whole thing go with a bulk discount.

The admins are far more astute than me where rules are involved, so forgive me in advance and no hard feelings if you shut this down. If that's the case, I'll just plan to keep Ranger and hang out with him a little while longer.

[Valery_V (imported)]

I correctly understand what you tell seriously . Then a question which as is not connected with website policy: what total length?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I correctly understand what you tell seriously . Then a question which as is not connected with website policy: what total length?

Just short of 10 inches

And this is JUST FOR FUN, please don't ban my ass from EA

[Valery_V (imported)]

Thanks for the answer (the truth it was heard with some delay connected with measurement process?).

[Paolo]

Theoretically, you mean?

I think I'll leave this one to LT.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Theoretically, you mean?

I think I'll leave this one to LT.

Yes, 100% THEORETICALLY @Paolo, thank you for helping me find my words.

I'm not optimistic, @LT always cuts me off (probably could be worded better).

Not gonna offer a bid? Ranger wants a new home.

[TopManFL (imported)]

Yes, 100% THEORETICALLY @Paolo, thank you for helping me find my words.

I'm not optimistic, @LT always cuts me off (probably could be worded better).

Not gonna offer a bid? Ranger wants a new home.

For a medium-rare middle cut, I'd offer ONE BOTTLE OF SENATOR MISS LYNDSEY GRAHMAN'S WATER PILLS, FOUR OLD PAPERBACK NOVELS (purchased at only the finest airport gift shops and each still having at least half of them unread), and lastly a VAST COLLECTION OF 1980s GAY PORN ON VHS TAPES.

100pct Theoretically, of course.

TMFL

[Losethem (imported)]

Yes, 100% THEORETICALLY @Paolo, thank you for helping me find my words.

I'm not optimistic, @LT always cuts me off (probably could be worded better).

Not gonna offer a bid? Ranger wants a new home.

I bid $1.00, or 10-cents an inch. I'll also triple my offer by adding $1.00 per nut, for a total of $3.00, but you'll have the throw the scrotum in for me to take it seriously.

These pieces of flesh are rather useless in reality.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

You both drive hard bargains @LT and @TMFL.

I think I may just keep him and his two best buds a little while longer!

[Valery_V (imported)]

Wise decision! Besides over time all of them will grow up...