...while doing you ironing.
I... really hope I'm not the only one here who has never owned, much less operated, an iron. Even though I could use one for dress shirts, which I wear maybe 6 times/year, and which I just spray with water then hang in the bathroom while I shower to get the wrinkles out.
So, I've never owned/used an iron, and I've also never owned/used an umbrella, either.
I feel those facts MUST be related. I'm not a toxically masculine guy or anything, I'm not ashamed of or irritated by either object...
… also, none of this is germane to the topic. I realize that. But I'm desperately high, nobody is home, and so, this.
I will say to you, Atreyu that I'm violently stoked re. the next chapter AND the new story; I'm caught up now on Brat Camp, love the mini-me adoption, and am invested to the eyeballs for our brothers-in-genitals. If the market crashes on the camp, I'll be rendered penniless.
And ya know what?
Someday, I'll iron a shirt while holding an umbrella, just to see.