Why Penises are Shrinking Across the World

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Why Penises Are Shrinking Across the World - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9vQ-bebJwA)
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Remarkable roller of April 1st. The leader cool explains everything about world processes. It is a pity that personally I cannot take its advice any more to reduce my absent penis :).
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Paolo wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:45 pm Video link:

Why Penises Are Shrinking Across the World - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9vQ-bebJwA)

So Ranger could’ve been normal if only my parents had used more plastics when my mom was pregnant?
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:28 pm So Ranger could’ve been normal if only my parents had used more plastics when my mom was pregnant?

They were probably using "phallogenic" plastics....
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kristoff wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:41 pm They were probably using "phallogenic" plastics....

And thus the meat cannon cherished by many, and known widely as Ranger, was born.

An object of envy, despised by others, he was born with an equally large target on his head. ;)
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As your peers penises shrink smaller, Ranger has more trophy hunters after him. But more women size queens pursing him for mind blowing, reverse birth penetration sex fun. too. You have to figure out which want to bed you and which want to unman you.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/co ... n_come_on/

Net weight before cooking disclaimer applies.
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Paolo wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:08 am https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/co ... n_come_on/

Net weight before cooking disclaimer applies.

Those multiple reddit photos are great ! Especially the circumcised rock formations and cactus photos !

Thanks for a good laugh !
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Paolo wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:08 am https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/co ... n_come_on/

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**GULP** I’m not gay but that actually looks really good!!
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Paolo wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:45 pm Video link:

Why Penises Are Shrinking Across the World - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9vQ-bebJwA)

Most telling is that these emasculating affects are not being seen in males who are living in less developed countries and cultures. It is mostly the most developed countries that have males who are being affected by this and to the greatest degree.

Maybe the amish and quaker men should volunteer for fertility and male sexual anatomy studies to see if their males are avoiding this progressive emasculation ?
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