1980's Humor was Sick and Perverted.

[Atreyu69 (imported)]

Here's how one kid learned to whack off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHLeGXLWyZ8

Too bad they didn't show the part where he steps out of the bedroom zipping up his fly with a satisfied look on his face.

And let's not forget the girls in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaJDaz_aKyQ

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Here's how one kid learned to whack off.

My cousin taught me. I was 11, she was 16.

[Paolo]

I just got a copy of "Airplane!" 1980. You could not make this movie today.

[Valery_V (imported)]

It is a shame to me to look at such dances , but it validly was fashionable. For example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzQbZ7m-r_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3GPPnVz1fw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

WwbNbJ0qwZA

[Losethem (imported)]

Here's how one kid learned to whack off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHLeGXLWyZ8

Too bad they didn't show the part where he steps out of the bedroom zipping up his fly with a satisfied look on his face.

That joke was a long game in that movie. In the scene where the car jumps off the dirt ramp out in the desert, the dad shares a beer with the blond kid and says, "You know, I haven't had much of a chance to speak to you man to man..." and the kid replies, "Well, I've only been a man a few days dad..."

It's in the first 30 seconds of the video linked below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

iYTdILs7-1Q

[jamiepan (imported)]

I just got a copy of "Airplane!" 1980. You could not make this movie today.

My sweet, religious, kind, and sometimes over-protective mother took me and my friends to a movie on my birthday; it was a big surprise, our family had never done that for a birthday party before.

She chose Blazing Saddles.

I mean... what could she do? A dozen 9 year old kids having a blast in the seats while Mommy and a couple other mothers cringe in horror through every swear from Fuck through Shit, N-words galore, rape jokes, murders, gay slurs, and animal-fucking joke.

My poor mother got Holywood'd right in the face that day. It's hilarious to me now, but right up to her death, she'd cringe and start to cry if I ever brought that day up!

[Paolo]

THAT is the most hilarious thing I've heard all year so far! Thanks so much. I desperately needed this laugh, and image in my head!

[TopManFL (imported)]

I just got a copy of "Airplane!" 1980. You could not make this movie today.

That is one of the BEST movies ever.

So, which is the best scene:

June Cleaver speaking jive

The deflated autopilot getting blown back up.

Peter Graves asking about Gladiator Movies (sorry, I can't describe it more than that and still look at myself in the mirror - yes, it was that perverted)

The check-in agent's answer to, "what kind of plane is it," and his answer in the gayest voice on earth, "A big plane with a pretty blue ball on the tail."

Some other scene?

[TopManFL (imported)]

My cousin taught me. I was 11, she was 16.

I remember in elementary school when a kid brought a Playboy magazine to school. I bet that 99% of the kids in the school had no idea it had happened.

Nevertheless, the Principal of the school was horrified. So, she and the gym coach came up with a plan. They looked through the list of movies that the school board had available to check out and show students. In the very early 1980s (read that like somewhere around 1971), hygiene of the body was still thought of as the equivalent of hygiene of the mind. Which made some sense because the movie was most likely made in 1954.

If they had just taken the magazine away and tossed it, I wouldn't know even today why they showed us that movie.

The movie showed how to take a shower, how to dry off properly with a towel (turns out I was doing it all wrong), how to comb your hair, brush your teeth, and the importance of using deodorant.

Of course, it was only the boys that were shown the movie. After the movie was done, we all started asking each other what it was all about and why was such a strange movie shown to us, and why only to the boys. It only took a few hours for the answer to come back about the Playboy magazine. Oddly, I still didn't understand what a magazine showing naked women had to do with showering correctly and brushing my teeth.

Now, fast forward to high school. In the 10th grade, there was a health class and they seriously left nothing out. We learned it all. What intercourse was, how babies were made, which contraceptives were most effective, what every STD's symptoms were and what it would do if left untreated. The class was also mixed gender. I remember one class where the teacher started out by saying, "before the end of the class everyone will have taken their tongue and rubbed in on the inside of their cheek." Later in the class, he explained that the inside of a Vee-Jay Jay was almost the same smoothness as the inside of the cheek in the mouth. Just like he predicted everyone felt the inside of their cheek with their tongue.

I think I would have liked that class better if there were live demonstrations about masturbation instead of cartoon characters. But, can't have everything.

[Paolo]

Joey looked terrified when Kareem grabbed him by the shirt and told him that he was not Kareem, but the co-pilot. I wonder if the boy actor knew that he was going to do that?

And don't call me "Shirley".