A man walks into a bar

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Chatting with the bar maid, whom I'd like to get to know better, I mentioned that I gotten my first Covid vaccination, and also that my economic stimulus payment had been posted to my account. "Just one more thing would make my week perfect," I smoothly insinuated.

"Oh", she said. "So you got vaccinated and stimulated and now you want to get castrated?"