Dick in a banana slicer

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I dunno who the dude is but his TikTok post seems appropriate for our EA crew

https://www.tiktok.com/@lucas_.hall/vid ... 8771891461

:dong:

[Valery_V (imported)]

The best possible image to send in response to dick-pics

https://imgur.com/gallery/m6EOqSy

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

The best possible image to send in response to dick-pics

https://imgur.com/gallery/m6EOqSy

I want one

[Losethem (imported)]

This one will always have a different view (https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live ... ox/3505985) in this place than the creators intended.

At least as interesting as a dick in a banana slicer, and I bet it's Ranger's favorite song.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

This one will always have a different view (https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live ... ox/3505985) in this place than the creators intended.

At least as interesting as a dick in a banana slicer, and I bet it's Ranger's favorite song.

LOLOL that shit is too funny. I wanna do this so bad now. Who can I use it on?!

[TopManFL (imported)]

I dunno who the dude is but his TikTok post seems appropriate for our EA crew

https://www.tiktok.com/@lucas_.hall/vid ... 8771891461

:dong:

TV Commercial Break During "Naked Dating with Super Hung Dicks and the Guys That They Own"

Annoncer: "So, Call the Number on Your Screen for Your Free Estimate.

Young Couple Appears on Screen:

Her: "Roger, did you see this ad for the Slice 'O Matic?"

Him: "What's it do?"

Her: "Says it can slice, dice, mash and even make julian fries from a potato or banana."

Him: "What the hell are julian fries?"

Her: "Let's order one and find out, OK?"

Him: "Yeah, of course."

--- Later ---

Him: "That really hurt! I mean why did you make julian fries out of my dick."

Her: "Don't be so dramatic. I only used half your dick."

Him" "Thank God!"

Her: "I want to find out what 'cross cut' fries are next."

Him: "Of course you do."

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[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

TV Commercial Break During "Naked Dating with Super Hung Dicks and the Guys That They Own"

Annoncer: "So, Call the Number on Your Screen for Your Free Estimate.

Young Couple Appears on Screen:

Her: "Roger, did you see this ad for the Slice 'O Matic?"

Him: "What's it do?"

Her: "Says it can slice, dice, mash and even make julian fries from a potato or banana."

Him: "What the hell are julian fries?"

Her: "Let's order one and find out, OK?"

Him: "Yeah, of course."

--- Later ---

Him: "That really hurt! I mean why did you make julian fries out of my dick."

Her: "Don't be so dramatic. I only used half your dick."

Him" "Thank God!"

Her: "I want to find out what 'cross cut' fries are next."

Him: "Of course you do."

###

I got a boner now.

[Paolo]

Reddit Link: dontputyourdickinthat (reddit.com) (https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/)

Have fun, Roger.