Penis Fish, anyone?

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"Penis Fish" - Urechis unicinctus - lives up to 25 years; "Geoduck" - Panopea generosa - lives on average 146 years!
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:18 am Damn... that cutting scene... mine next please lol

You keep getting offers of help ✂️🔪 :dong: but you never take anyone up on them.
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:40 pm You keep getting offers of help ✂️🔪 :dong: but you never take anyone up on them.

I'm waiting for a confirmed method for preserving him once he's cut!!

I post on here a lot about my fantasy of losing him and having someone or some chick steal him and for sure that's something I fantasize about. But in reality I actually really just want him to be detachable. That's probably a more common fantasy than most dudes will admit. It's either more common than dudes admit or I'm just really screwed up in the head like I've been told so many times by others. ;)
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:25 am I'm waiting for a confirmed method for preserving him once he's cut!!

I post on here a lot about my fantasy of losing him and having someone or some chick steal him and for sure that's something I fantasize about. But in reality I actually really just want him to be detachable. That's probably a more common fantasy than most dudes will admit. It's either more common than dudes admit or I'm just really screwed up in the head like I've been told so many times by others. ;)

Rog,

I think science is getting closer.

Not a cock "on/off" switch bit, getting closer.
Paolo wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:48 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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You will laugh, but somehow offered me removable option. In it the self-platoon was provided in a fighting position by means of the smart device placed in an empty scrotum. I hardly managed to get out of this physician-inventor. In that old time I could not tell directly that not existence of the operating penis, but its total absence is important for me :).
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