The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

[Losethem (imported)]

So I can throw it out the window at people who don’t know how to freaking drive!!

Imagine it bouncing off their windshield LOLOL and into traffic... oops

You could even use a big floppy dildo for a test run.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

You could even use a big floppy dildo for a test run.

That's a deal. Watch the news, this could go viral

[Losethem (imported)]

That's a deal. Watch the news, this could go viral

I can see some headlines now:

It's raining men... parts.

Grandma surprised when sex toy crashes through windshield

Artificial sausage damages cars at local farmers market

Nightmare on Dickinson Street (and if Smith is derived from Locksmith, Blacksmith, etc... Is Dickinson literal?)

There's something about Harry

Ok, I'm lacking ideas today...

[Valery_V (imported)]

"The insurance company files the counterclaim for bodily injury...

[seanthomas (imported)]

Penectomy is something I never gave much thought to but joking around with my bi-sexual wife recently I told her if my dick offended her it would be easy to have it removed. She laughed but said it would be "interesting". Later I inverted the little limp fellow inside myself and used some tape to hold it in place, creating just a bump. She actually got turned on by that. So out of curiosity I poked around the inter-web and found several SRS surgeons who not only offer partial or full penectomies but can salvage the nerves and bundle them to create a viable clitoris. Well, it's now food for thought.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

So it can be featured in this hot video series. I watched this twice today and imagined Ranger was the featured subject. One of the hottest fantasies I've ever had!!

https://www.xvideos.com/video55317071/t ... _off_games

Who on EA wouldn't like to see Ranger being used like this?!??!

[Losethem (imported)]

So it can be featured in this hot video series. I watched this twice today and imagined Ranger was the featured subject. One of the hottest fantasies I've ever had!!

https://www.xvideos.com/video55317071/t ... _off_games

Who on EA wouldn't like to see Ranger being used like this?!??!

Replace the chick with Chad Allen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Allen_(actor)), and I'll be all for it.

History of television note for us middle aged folks. Chad Allen is the actor who played the young autistic kid in the series finale episode of St. Elsewhere (NBC) where it was revealed the whole story line of the show took place inside his own imagination and a snow globe.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Replace the chick with Chad Allen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Allen_(actor)), and I'll be all for it.

History of television note for us middle aged folks. Chad Allen is the actor who played the young autistic kid in the series finale episode of St. Elsewhere (NBC) where it was revealed the whole story line of the show took place inside his own imagination and a snow globe.

Whoah now I think I get to choose the benefactor of my separation. The chick in that video looks like she knows her way around a freestanding dong. Plus it looks like she REALLY enjoys having full control over it, probably because she doesn't already have one of her own.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Just let her impale hard severed Ranger on an 8-inch spike and let her beat him like he owes her money. That's a fantasy worthy of a top-5 position in my spank bank.

Now I have to find a way to simulate it. Maybe laying on the floor under some plywood with Ranger stuck thru a hole like I've seen in some videos. Just one big vulnerable cock waiting and aching to be beaten and taken advantage of by some experienced dominatrix. LFG!

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Wow ! Such an awesome photo Rog ! Your muscles look better now and are way more massive and filled out in size and placement than when you swam competitively ! You just keep on getting better and better with age and maturity ! I m betting your heroic Ranger and his two powerful breeder seed packs are too !