The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

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Dear Roger, if you're writing about it you're thinking about it. Goodness, how much do we all want to see you to continue develop your interests? Your interaction here has added an air of levity and humour (English spelling) that is rib-tickling. Take a look at a few new young nullo guys; they're on TW and easy to locate. Regards Steve
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:24 am If he doesn't belong to me then who does he belong to? And I wasn't finished with him yet.

He belongs to all of us now... Once you gave him away he felt rejected. He has no desire to come back to you.

Give it up... He's gone man! He's running around the country having a good time. YOLO and and all that...
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:29 pm He belongs to all of us now... Once you gave him away he felt rejected. He has no desire to come back to you.

Give it up... He's gone man! He's running around the country having a good time. YOLO and and all that...

Damn @LT! You hit all my buttons. I'm glad we're not neighbors or I'd be smooth by Valentine's!!
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Friendlyman (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:02 pm Dear Roger, if you're writing about it you're thinking about it. Goodness, how much do we all want to see you to continue develop your interests? Your interaction here has added an air of levity and humour (English spelling) that is rib-tickling. Take a look at a few new young nullo guys; they're on TW and easy to locate. Regards Steve

Maybe when I agree I'm ready we can plan a going away party for Ranger LOL.

Seriously though it really sucks that in reality he'd be headed straight to medical waste rather than being returned to me in some preserved state like a medical specimen jar or something. I don't want to lose him completely, I just want to live my life without waking up every morning with a raging boner aching to be beat. I'd really like to try living without needing to constantly adjust him. And while it kinda pats my ego, it gets annoying to catch people of all ages and genders staring when I'm at the beach or the pool.

I know there's much more to life than just sex and obsessing on my junk. I'd like to stop being so hyper horny, it's near constant. 24/7. I do realize my balls are probably responsible for most my urges but I don't want to give up being male and muscled. So while it's a fantasy to try life without my dick, I'd still want to keep it in a jar or something. It's a big part of my life and I'd be depressed if I couldn't at least see it or had no idea what happened to it.

If they ever developed a real life way to remove them and preserve them like dildos I would be first in line
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The whole world went crazy. All went balmy!

And who children will do?
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Valery_V (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:51 am The whole world went crazy. All went balmy!

And who children will do?

Haha I have no idea what you're talking about @Valery_V!!
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Valery_V - the eunuch also cannot promote birth
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Among modern youth the fashion appeared to become eunuchs...

Question: who will make then children?
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Valery_V (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:10 pm Among modern youth the fashion appeared to become eunuchs...

Question: who will make then children?

Maybe my dick, if it's removed together with my balls and somehow preserved, will go on to impregnate many willing MILF's, cougars and chicks.

Yeah, I know that's all fiction but it's still hot af

They may think they can't get pregnant from a detached cock. They'd be surprised a month later! Long live Ranger and friends!!
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It is very cold! Chicks about you will forget at once.

Canned food is not interesting to them at all!
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