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Losethem (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:02 pm No, I didn't swipe Ranger but I know who did. No, you don't get to know where he went... That was part of your fantasy, remember?

Such a mindf*ck...

I could be visiting at your place and he could be stored in a drawer just inches from where I'm sitting? That's a CRAZZYYYYY mindf*ck but also so hot in so many ways.

I "grew" him. I mean he belongs/belonged to me first. I can't believe you would deprive me of him like that. I thought we were tight.
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When Disney decides to do a live-action movie of the Danish cartoon show John Dillermand, maybe Ranger can snag the lead...

Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.

The Danish equivalent of the BBC, DR, has a new animated series (https://www.dr.dk/drtv/se/john-%0a%0adi ... nde_227288) aimed at four- to eight-year-olds about John Dillermand, the man with the world’s longest penis who overcomes hardships and challenges with his record-breaking genitals.

Unsurprisingly, the series has provoked debate about what good children’s television (https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radi ... ower-of-we) should – and should not – contain.

Since premiering on Saturday, opponents have condemned the idea of a man who cannot control his penis. “Is this really the message we want to send to children while we are in the middle of a huge #MeToo wave?” wrote the Danish author Anne Lise Marstrand-Jørgensen.

The show comes just months after the TV presenter Sofie Linde kickstarted Denmark’s #MeToo movement (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54246009).

Christian Groes, an associate professor and gender researcher at Roskilde University, said he believed the programme’s celebration of the power of male genitalia could only set equality back. “It’s perpetuating the standard idea of a patriarchal society and normalising ‘locker room culture’ … that’s been used to excuse a lot of bad behaviour from men. It’s meant to be funny – so it’s seen as harmless. But it’s not. And we’re teaching this to our kids.”

Erla Heinesen Højsted, a clinical psychologist who works with families and children, said she believed the show’s opponents may be overthinking things. “John Dillermand talks to children and shares their way of thinking – and kids do find genitals funny,” she said.

“The show depicts a man who is impulsive and not always in control, who makes mistakes – like kids do, but crucially, Dillermand always makes it right. He takes responsibility for his actions. When a woman in the show tells him that he should keep his penis in his pants, for instance, he listens. Which is nice. He is accountable.”

Højsted conceded the timing was poor and that a show about bodies might have considered depicting “difference and diversity” beyond an oversized diller (Danish slang for penis; dillermand literally means “penis-man”). “But this is categorically not a show about sex,” she said. “To pretend it is projects adult ideas on it.”

DR, the Danish public service broadcaster, has a reputation for pushing boundaries – especially for children. Another stalwart of children’s scheduling is Onkel Reje, a popular figure who curses, smokes a pipe and eschews baths – think Mr Tumble meets Father Jack. A character in Gepetto News made conservatives bristle in 2012 when he revealed a love of cross-dressing. And Ultra Smider Tøjet (Ultra Strips Down) caused outrage in 2020 for presenting children aged 11-13 with a panel of nude adults (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/18/worl ... ation.html), but, argues Højsted, such criticism was unjustified.

“What kind of culture are we creating for our children if it’s OK for them to see ‘perfect’ bodies on Instagram – enhanced, digitally or cosmetically – but not ‘real bodies’?” she said.

DR responded to the latest criticism by saying it could just as easily have made a programme “about a woman with no control over her vagina” and that the most important thing was that children enjoyed John Dillermand.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/ ... iant-penis
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JesusA (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:38 pm Erla Heinesen Højsted, a clinical psychologist who works with families and children, said she believed the show’s opponents may be overthinking things.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/ ... iant-penis

That is a really good line. I am going to have to remember it.
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JesusA (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:38 pm Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

Awww.... Jesus, you were faster. I wanted to post about that show yesterday :). It is surprisingly relevant for this thread :D
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fhunter wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:02 pm Awww.... Jesus, you were faster. I wanted to post about that show yesterday :). It is surprisingly relevant for this thread :D

What I forgot to post is that the Guardian website that I listed has a still from the show of John Dillermand's penis pouring gasoline onto a BBQ that has three fat sausages grilling on it.
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JesusA (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:08 pm What I forgot to post is that the Guardian website that I listed has a still from the show of John Dillermand's penis pouring gasoline onto a BBQ that has three fat sausages grilling on it.

Totally sounds like something Ranger would do, turn all his competition to toast.

That's why he must be stopped LOLOL
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JesusA (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:08 pm What I forgot to post is that the Guardian website that I listed has a still from the show of John Dillermand's penis pouring gasoline onto a BBQ that has three fat sausages grilling on it.

And there will be four crispy sausages in near future :) Roger will definitely appreciate.
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fhunter wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:57 am And there will be four crispy sausages in near future :) Roger will definitely appreciate.

I’ll put Ranger back in my pants when he’s medium rare, and glistening. ;)

The other three I’ll give to the dogs.
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:34 pm Such a mindf*ck...

I could be visiting at your place and he could be stored in a drawer just inches from where I'm sitting? That's a CRAZZYYYYY mindf*ck but also so hot in so many ways.

I "grew" him. I mean he belongs/belonged to me first. I can't believe you would deprive me of him like that. I thought we were tight.

You've got to get over this whole Ranger still belongs to you. He doesn't... He's on a nationwide tour at the moment. He might be coming to a city near you.
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:06 pm You've got to get over this whole Ranger still belongs to you. He doesn't... He's on a nationwide tour at the moment. He might be coming to a city near you.

If he doesn't belong to me then who does he belong to? And I wasn't finished with him yet.
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