The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

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It is very a shame to me with my silly joke. It more is applicable concerning me...

However, you provoked me... By the way, I pressed almost at once the Cancel button, but someone was ahead of me and allowed input of this information besides my last team :)
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2021 7:33 am @Valery_V thanks I'm impressed you'd prefer to have my cock served with vegetables. Maybe drizzled with some of my sweet spunk, too? LOL

To me it is not ridiculous at all, it is even scared... I would like a question more:

"The reason I think my dick not needs to be removed is..."
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...he'll make a terrific ornament hanging from my neighbor's windchime
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:39 am ...he'll make a terrific ornament hanging from my neighbor's windchime

It would be great watching him twisting in the wind, fully exposed for all to see.

Then one day I would check on him and he'd be gone. No clue where or who took him, or what their plans were with him.

Sorry, I kinda got myself worked up over this fantasy LOLOL
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:06 am It would be great watching him twisting in the wind, fully exposed for all to see.

Then one day I would check on him and he'd be gone. No clue where or who took him, or what their plans were with him.

Sorry, I kinda got myself worked up over this fantasy LOLOL

Thanks Rog!
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Thanks Rog!

@LT why are you thanking me?! Did YOU take him away in this fantasy of mine??!

Not gonna lie I need to know what you did with him ...or to him
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...my urge to get pics of it laying in a sizzling hot skillet with peppers and onions or some other side is becoming so strong
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:28 am ...my urge to get pics of it laying in a sizzling hot skillet with peppers and onions or some other side is becoming so strong

It would be difficult to drill a hole in a skillet.

However, you could get a good quality disposable plate. Fry the onions and peppers. Then, let the veggies cool. Place Ranger through the hole and put the cool veggies around him. Place a steak knife and fork on the plate and take some pics.

According to penis-recipes. xxx it serves one person per inch.
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I can offer nothing from my stock. For a long time everything is eaten :(
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:26 am @LT why are you thanking me?! Did YOU take him away in this fantasy of mine??!

Not gonna lie I need to know what you did with him ...or to him

No, I didn't swipe Ranger but I know who did. No, you don't get to know where he went... That was part of your fantasy, remember?
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