The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Road trips without raging hardons would be a great thing, especially stopping for gas and everyone is staring. I’m ready to cut it and leave it on a pump for its next owner, in another state.

[Losethem (imported)]

Road trips without raging hardons would be a great thing, especially stopping for gas and everyone is staring. I’m ready to cut it and leave it on a pump for its next owner, in another state.

Again, take the advice in the first 30 seconds of this song... (https://youtu.be/V3kE0rvAJhM)

Sorry for the short ad at the beginning. Also, don't get too excited about the women in this since they're old enough to be your grandmother by now.

I can't believe the very first thoughts I was having about nullification were at the time this came out. When did I get so damn old?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Again, take the advice in the first 30 seconds of this song... (https://youtu.be/V3kE0rvAJhM)

Sorry for the short ad at the beginning. Also, don't get too excited about the women in this since they're old enough to be your grandmother now.

I can't believe the very first thoughts I was having about nullification were at the time this came out. When did I get so damn old?

mmhhmm... a bunch of hot older chicks serenading me to separate my cock from its root... the chicks in the video may not be enough, but I would consider it for Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift and a few of their gal pals, especially if they held my wrists as I did the deed and promised to pick up my severed appendage and begin using it on each other while I watch. Sorry but remember I should get points on EA for my imagination and creativity, plus that scene playing out in my head has me boned up and drooling pre like crazy!!

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I think some get donated to medical schools. Urology students in classes without enough donations for each student to have their own donated willy, need to share.

As each student removes the cloth over their specimen to begin dissection, Ranger would inspire gasps and ahhs. The instructor would notice and assign six students to participate in the piece by piece surgical examination.

Little by slow, Ranger would be divided into his constituent parts. With every other student straining to see their tiny little cadaver phallus, those lucky enough to be working on Ranger can stand back and snap pictures of their filleted prize.

Ranger separated into six sections by a half dozen premed chicks, and then laid out on a lab table in front of them as they snapped pictures for each other, is one of the hottest scenes I now have for my spank bank. Thanks @TopManFL! I imagine they would lay the sections out with a half inch to an inch of space between each section. Assuming he was hard as he was dissected, that would actually give him the enhanced appearance of being 12 to 14 1/2 inches!!

DAMN!! Sign me up for this class and let me watch as my new stub sprays jets of cum like a sprinkler lolol

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Maybe Ranger can have a career path separate from yours while still firmly attached:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE9eQ_-c7UE

Haha @Jesus! As an assassin? LMAO! Interesting concept tho!!

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

...make more room for my balls. There's nowhere for them to fit, especially in a speedo.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Trying to stuff all that growing man meat of yours into speedos, and failing that in front of crowds of spectators from puberty onward gave you this desire. You should have been playing hockey with lots of clothing to cover your stallion cock and balls lol.

You need to just give in and become the professional male prostitute and sperm donor that nature created you to be in life. Stop struggling to be an average man and enjoy being an exceptionally hung bisexual gigilo.

[TopManFL (imported)]

Trying to stuff all that growing man meat of yours into speedos, and failing that in front of crowds of spectators from puberty onward gave you this desire. You should have been playing hockey with lots of clothing to cover your stallion cock and balls lol.

You need to just give in and become the professional male prostitute and sperm donor that nature created you to be in life. Stop struggling to be an average man and enjoy being an exceptionally hung bisexual gigilo.

Why is it that TV stations can broadcast shows where the woman who wins gets the guy and a million dollars but, if a man sells his body for cash, he's committing a crime?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Why is it that TV stations can broadcast shows where the woman who wins gets the guy and a million dollars but, if a man sells his body for cash, he's committing a crime?

I'll sell my dick for cash... wonder what it would be worth?!

[Valery_V (imported)]

Well, at last business offer