The reason I think my dick needs to be removed is...

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You've been talking about it for years now, you should make an appointment and get on with it.
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 7:45 pm You've been talking about it for years now, you should make an appointment and get on with it.

But I wouldn't know how to be smooth LT
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My crotch won't be the first place people look when they see me
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:28 am But I wouldn't know how to be smooth LT

I think this link speaks for itself (https://www.vectorkhazana.com/branded-l ... ector/7034), as it's the answer to your question.
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 6:40 pm I think this link speaks for itself (https://www.vectorkhazana.com/branded-l ... ector/7034), as it's the answer to your question.

I get the feeling you’re not Ranger’s friend
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So I can slip a Sharpie thru its urethra and use it like a magic marker ;)
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:29 am ]
I get the feeling you’re not Ranger’s friend

So I can slip a
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Sharpie thru its urethra and use it like a magic marker ;)

I think he would make a great trophy, and an even better sharpie. So what are you waiting for?
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:08 am I think he would make a great trophy, and an even better sharpie. So what are you waiting for?

All the hands that would be on it if it were a sharpie.... mmmhhhmmmmmm :dong:
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:26 am All the hands that would be on it if it were a sharpie.... mmmhhhmmmmmm :dong:

I'm not sure it would be that impressive once it was off... My experience is they are kind of rubbery and cold after amputation. It'd probably feel something like a gel grip some pens have if you put a sharpie in it.
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 11:02 am I'm not sure it would be that impressive once it was off... My experience is they are kind of rubbery and cold after amputation. It'd probably feel something like a gel grip some pens have if you put a sharpie in it.

I have a hard time seeing my penis like that. Just seems like mine will always be hard as a rock and hot to the touch. Maybe it’s the exception?
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