Waistband SNAP

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Ah, the old death threat thing. He should not feel alone. He should not feel alone.

There is a country song I kind of like titled 'Strawberry Wine.' To me it is just a sweet song about that first romance when you really connect with someone and then it kind of winds down and both move on. Singer is Deanna Carter. She said her Mom is a hairdresser and Mom received death threats from people who felt the song was un-Christian and promoting sex outside of marriage. Of course, none of those identified themselves.

Personally, I think there are very religious people who have really dirty minds.
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Its getting in and out of low vehicles that crushes my low hangers the most. And some high steping rock climbing or ladders. You re half way in or out of some low car and your balls get crushed in your pants seams when you can t defend them. Then you pause, breathe deep, and groan when you stand up to release them to drop free down your leg again.
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Rog,

I've been thinking about your sore balls. Now, only as your friend and someone deeply concerned about male health, in general, do I make this offer. You can mail me those offending boxers so I can see what the problem is with them. I promise I'll mail them back - really, honest. No need to launder them before mailing them to me.

Note: This was 100% in jest. Unless you want to mail them to me, then, well, okay. No really, I'm joking. A fun post was all this was.
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Rog,
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:12 am I've been thinking about your sore balls. Now, only as your friend and someone deeply concerned about male health, in general, do I make this offer. You can mail me those offending boxers so I can see what the problem is with them. I promise I'll mail them back - really, honest. No need to launder them before mailing them to me.

Note: This was 100% in jest. Unless you want to mail them to me, then, well, okay. No really, I'm joking. A fun post was all this was.

You guys crack me up. Gotta protect your boys @cutnbulls2ox!

@TopManFL you don't want my boxers they almost always have a residue of precum or more substantial sample of male ejaculate, usually starching the lower right leghole. No one wants to see/feel that.
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:29 pm You guys crack me up. Gotta protect your boys @cutnbulls2ox!

@TopManFL you don't want my boxers they almost always have a residue of precum or more substantial sample of male ejaculate, usually starching the lower right leghole. No one wants to see/feel that.

I'll send you a pre-paid envelope.
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:29 pm You guys crack me up. Gotta protect your boys @cutnbulls2ox!

@TopManFL you don't want my boxers they almost always have a residue of precum or more substantial sample of male ejaculate, usually starching the lower right leghole. No one wants to see/feel that.

Oh, yes, you are correct.

Still, I want to inspect that snapping nasty turtle-like waistband.

I'm sure, that with a bit of perseverance, that the cum stains on a straight hunk's boxers would be something I could manage to work past. I mean, no need to put those boxers in the laundry.

This is an urgent matter that requires immediate attention. So, only as a way to make sure your nuts are safe from your boxers, I think you should mail me all the ones in your laundry basket. Really, don't worry about me, I'll shoulder past the DNA samples you've left in them.
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TopManFL (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:20 pm Oh, yes, you are correct.

Still, I want to inspect that snapping nasty turtle-like waistband.

I'm sure, that with a bit of perseverance, that the cum stains on a straight hunk's boxers would be something I could manage to work past. I mean, no need to put those boxers in the laundry.

This is an urgent matter that requires immediate attention. So, only as a way to make sure your nuts are safe from your boxers, I think you should mail me all the ones in your laundry basket. Really, don't worry about me, I'll shoulder past the DNA samples you've left in them.

@LT and @TopManFL you guys are crazy lolol
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:37 am @LT and @TopManFL you guys are crazy lolol

Thanks for having a strong enough sense of humor to laugh with us.

--LT
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Roger, you could start a second business stretching out men s underwear and jockstraps and condoms for resale as genuine human stallion dick enlarged. The pre and semen on them only increases the market value and demand.
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