Why there are only 8...

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...look-a-likes for the one whose name cannot be mentioned...

Because that is all the men that they could find with thimble-sized scrotums and 3" dicks who were willing to have 2.5" cut off during the plastic surgery to make them look-a-likes...

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[Paolo]

Voldemort, you mean?

[A-1 (imported)]

Voldemort, you mean?

Hint:

This one was "Busted" sitting in a masonry bunker counting tomahawks.

In a sense, one could have called the whole incident a "cruise in"

At any rate, the whole fiasco literally "brought down the house"



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... Do I understand you to mean that you aren't highly impressed...

Well, this particular person is rumored to be a billionaire, but personally I am not impressed with his ENDOWMENTS,

...If ya know wot ah mean...

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