Yet another reason not to use a cutter...

[TopManFL (imported)]

The crucial lesson is always go the medical route but my personal take away is my dick belongs in someone's freezer.

Well, maybe the lesbian doctor and her wife, who is also her nurse, would have a collection of petrified purloined plenteous penis popsicles in their freezer? Still, only a medical doctor for penectomy/castration.

[CircItaly (imported)]

Now police have to track all the owners of that penisis. Sounds fun macht chopped dicks with eunuchs, like a puzzle

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Now police have to track all the owners of that penisis. Sounds fun macht chopped dicks with eunuchs, like a puzzle

It should be shown on TV and posted in public places, “Do you recognize this penis?” They could also offer a reward for information leading to the identification of its former owner. Maybe make it available for people to handle so they can see if it feels familiar?

[TopManFL (imported)]

It should be shown on TV and posted in public places, “Do you recognize this penis?” They could also offer a reward for information leading to the identification of its former owner. Maybe make it available for people to handle so they can see if it feels familiar?

If the police really cared whose penis was in the freezer, they would have given us a better description. White or black, circumcised, length, width, etc.

Plus, I wonder if the "owner" of the penis is still alive. Maybe the dingos in the back out have already scattered his bones. Plus those roos are mean bastards and will kill you to get into your carrot garden - so, once tossed in the back out, it's quick for a body to disappear.

Moral of the story is don't use cutters - even ones down under holding onto the bottom of the earth like bats.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

If the police really cared whose penis was in the freezer, they would have given us a better description. White or black, circumcised, length, width, etc.

Plus, I wonder if the "owner" of the penis is still alive. Maybe the dingos in the back out have already scattered his bones. Plus those roos are mean bastards and will kill you to get into your carrot garden - so, once tossed in the back out, it's quick for a body to disappear.

Moral of the story is don't use cutters - even ones down under holding onto the bottom of the earth like bats.

Ok, what if police did give a description as such, “the discovered penis is Caucasian, measures 7 1/2 inches in its current state with a circumference of 5 inches”?

Can you imagine the comments on the articles that would appear?

[TopManFL (imported)]

Ok, what if police did give a description as such, “the discovered penis is Caucasian, measures 7 1/2 inches in its current state with a circumference of 5 inches”?

Can you imagine the comments on the articles that would appear?

Yup. A lot of guys asking if they could have a transplant.

[Losethem (imported)]

let's just say Caucasian, around 50 years. At this point I'll just say if I have a reasonable suspicion who it belonged to, the police will figure it out quite easily.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Yup. A lot of guys asking if they could have a transplant.

Lol @TopManFL

[Redpackage (imported)]

Find me a cutter who is a retired doctor and we’ll talk ��

[Cseriess (imported)]

Find me a cutter who is a retired doctor and we

’ll talk ��

I always thought a retired veterinarian would be the best bet. Friends of ours were in practice together. One did large and exotic animals, he castrated elephants, and she was a small animal vet. They had so much experience castrating. I would definitely trust her to castrate me rather than a urologist.