I think I found the Problem!

[Losethem (imported)]

Amazon making money off straight men who worry about having musky man sweat on their hairy ball sacks. Retailers will make money off any insecurities. Most gay men enjoy man musk smelling balls or they just carry their men into the shower to scrub their men s balls to smell like soap if they prefer soapy smelling balls lol. So this is mainly a product for str8 men to buy.

What are these, "balls", you're all talking about?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

What are these, "balls", you're all talking about?

I’ll show you LT

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

What are these, "balls", you're all talking about?

I m always thinking it is the duty of us men who are still intact and dangling our balls to make them available for feeling and play for our gelded brothers who might not have handled balls for a while. Would that be too forward to offer ours for some play time to every eunuch we meet ?

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

I’ll show you LT

He ll enjoy a full demo of how they work and samples of their output from you I m betting.

[JockItch (imported)]

And then there's this ... SAXX underwear with special "BallPark Pouch" design. www.saxxunderwear.com. Some of their product descriptions are suggestive, like this:

Underwear so discreet you'll feel like you're free ballin'. Undercover is made using a cotton-Modal® blend, super-soft you'll forget you even put them on.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I m always thinking it is the duty of us men who are still intact and dangling our balls to make them available for feeling and play for our gelded brothers who might not have handled balls for a while. Would that be too forward to offer ours for some play time to every eunuch we meet ?

I'm available for anyone without balls that may appreciate the opportunity to test them out. Just let me lie on my back, eyes closed or something over my face. No knives though haha

[TopManFL (imported)]

I'm available for anyone without balls that may appreciate the opportunity to test them out. Just let me lie on my back, eyes closed or something over my face. No knives though haha

Eunuch: "You sure you don't mind if I just hold your balls? It's been such a very long time since I've felt a pair."

Rog: "I'll all good. Let me just lay back and put this towel over my face."

Micah: "Is he out?"

Eunuch: "Yeah, what was that stuff you put in the towel?"

Micah: "Something one of Rog's former girlfriends found in some jock's pocket. I wasn't even sure it would work."

Eunuch: "He's out like a light. Can I feel his balls now?"

Micah: "Not just yet. He said you could play with them. He never said you had to give them back."

Tiffiny: "Sorry I'm late. Apparently, you can't just buy a scalpel at the drug store. So, I found these in my mom's garden caddy. Will they work?"

Micah: "Hum, well. Sure. If it will snip backyard lemons, it will surely snip Rog's lemons.

Eunuch: "Can I help?"

Micah: "Wanna make the first snip?"

Eunuch: "Is this legal?"

Tiffany: "Yeah, everything is legal when your father is a Federal Judge. My dad always get me out of trouble."

Micah: "I have wanted to do this for years. But, remember our deal, okay?"

Tiffany: "Awww, honey. Of course, I remember, you get to keep Ranger and the eunuch and I each get a ball."

Micah: "Best Christmas ever! Whoever said 2020 was a terrible year was wrong."

[Valery_V (imported)]

Forgive, the eunuch overheard this conversation. And it for some reason was pleasant to him

[The Maintaner (imported)]

And then there's this ... SAXX underwear with special "BallPark Pouch" design. www.saxxunderwear.com. Some of their product descriptions are suggestive, like this:

Underwear so discreet you'll feel like you're free ballin'. Undercover is made using a cotton-Modal® blend, super-soft you'll forget you even put them on.

I don't think so. I wear a kilt you know.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Eunuch: "You sure you don't mind if I just hold your balls? It's been such a very long time since I've felt a pair."

Rog: "I'll all good. Let me just lay back and put this towel over my face."

Micah: "Is he out?"

Eunuch: "Yeah, what was that stuff you put in the towel?"

Micah: "Something one of Rog's former girlfriends found in some jock's pocket. I wasn't even sure it would work."

Eunuch: "He's out like a light. Can I feel his balls now?"

Micah: "Not just yet. He said you could play with them. He never said you had to give them back."

Tiffiny: "Sorry I'm late. Apparently, you can't just buy a scalpel at the drug store. So, I found these in my mom's garden caddy. Will they work?"

Micah: "Hum, well. Sure. If it will snip backyard lemons, it will surely snip Rog's lemons.

Eunuch: "Can I help?"

Micah: "Wanna make the first snip?"

Eunuch: "Is this legal?"

Tiffany: "Yeah, everything is legal when your father is a Federal Judge. My dad always get me out of trouble."

Micah: "I have wanted to do this for years. But, remember our deal, okay?"

Tiffany: "Awww, honey. Of course, I remember, you get to keep Ranger and the eunuch and I each get a ball."

Micah: "Best Christmas ever! Whoever said 2020 was a terrible year was wrong."

@TopManFL let me make sure I understand. I make a generous offer to appease any wanton eunuch pining for a feel of male organs by offering my own ample goods for their temporary use. You immediately drop invites to my insane stalker since high school and his bipolar girlfriend, with whom I admit I've had more than a couple incredible marathon sessions behind his back.

So many questions. First, how did they hook up with the eunuch who I actually gave permission to work my wand? Second, now that I'm knocked out how do they plan to make Ranger play along? He's soft as a boa sized slug without my head telling him to rise, unless they're gonna pump me with Viagra or use a vacuum and band (but, that's it I'm not giving you more ideas so you can share with them how to unman me of my 9"+ pole).

Also, they could just excise my nuts but since Tiffany couldn't find a scalpel, I guess I'm losing my big bag and being left with a scar that looks like I screwed a woodchipper?

Final, how does Micah plan to smuggle Ranger from their makeshift O.R. with him standing near 10" and a diameter nearly as big as my wrist? Is he just gonna slip him down into his pants next to his own member? Or is he gonna let Tiffany do the honors and smuggle Ranger out with him stuffed in/next to her vee-jay-jay?

This isn't what I had in mind when I offered benevolent use of my junk for those without. I may want to withdrawal my offer.