Boneless "Rubber" Chicken Nuggets Recall

[kristoff]

WHY does that get me hard?!??

I swear my dick must be the dumbest ever

You're just at that age when anything gets you up. Even wearing tighter pants can rub things right.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

You're just at that age when anything gets you up. Even wearing tighter pants can rub things right.

Tighter pants are honestly a no-go. I'm glad to know I may outgrow this phase where my dick wants to lay and sizzle on a grill

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Tighter pants are honestly a no-go. I'm glad to know I may outgrow this phase where my dick wants to lay and sizzle on a grill

The more you enjoy your exceptional dick in sex, the less you will think of losing him. Buy condoms and spermicides by the ton and spread your blessing around to spoil all those women who ever felt a smaller cock. You ll make lots of smaller men jealous but lots of size queen women mighty happy. One of those jealous men mighty cut you down to size.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

The more you enjoy your exceptional dick in sex, the less you will think of losing him. Buy condoms and spermicides by the ton and spread your blessing around to spoil all those women who ever felt a smaller cock. You ll make lots of smaller men jealous but lots of size queen women mighty happy. One of those jealous men mighty cut you down to size.

I've had plenty of experiences using him. That still doesn't change my mind about seeing him being tossed on a grill with other ingredients. It actually gets me hard af. But I actively fantasize every time I have sex that it's the last time before he gets slashed and stolen. My cumming is always preceded by focusing on his amputation and loss. And, yes, I do understand how crazy that sounds -- which is why I hang out on EA where I don't feel as unusual. Thinking about my cock being separated is my only main quirk ...as far as I know.