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[Losethem (imported)]

Haha... pacing the edge of the political pool and hoping to not fall in. I love all my friends, liberals and ones that love America. :p

Yes, I'm sure the moderators are circling this thread with an eye to making sure it doesn't go over the edge. So far, so good, I think.

--LT

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Yes, I'm sure the moderators are circling this thread with an eye to making sure it doesn't go over the edge. So far, so good, I think.

--LT

I love the moderators and the moderators love me.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Maybe with the exception of Pahrump?

Now you're skating out on thin ice, mister.

What can be more America than a town of 35,000 people and everyone hates everyone else?

[grapesoda19 (imported)]

Now you're skating out on thin ice, mister.

What can be more America than a town of 35,000 people and everyone hates everyone else?

We aren't 35,000 people but I think you just described my neighborhood. Everyone hates everyone....except for my one neighbor, she's awesome. No one talks to anyone. Cops are ALWAYS here, normally for my other "neighbors"....and if you want drugs, around the corner, at least 3 houses (no, really). (No, I don't partake, but you hear things.)

[TopManFL (imported)]

Haha... pacing the edge of the political pool and hoping to not fall in. I love all my friends, liberals and ones that love America. :p

We live in a small town now. Very different for us. Before five years ago, we had always lived in metro areas with millions of people.

So, we move back to Florida to be near family and subscribe to our local newspaper. It's such a small town that there is no TV station. The obituaries are only in the paper about every three days and then only about one or two people. So, I read them. It's not a bad way to start the day. As long as I'm not in the obits, it's an okay idea to solider onward through the day.

Shortly after we moved here there was an obit for a lady. I didn't know her but, she sounded like a wonderful person. Then, I got to the part that kinda annoyed me. It said that her favorite hobby was baking pies for her friends. I seriously like pie and would have made a great friend for her. This could have been a win-win situation.

We talked about going to the services they'd announced in the paper to see if there was any leftover pie about but, decided that might seem a bit rude.

So, the moral of the story is if anyone likes to bake pies and needs a friend to give pies to, I'm available. Don't wait until it's too late.

That has bugged me for five years now. Why? Why exactly, would her family have put that part about baking pies for her friends when it was too late for anyone new to get in on the receiving end of the homemade pie?

My Great Aunt used to bake a really good homemade pumpkin pie. I mean she started with a pumpkin and someone it ended up as a pumpkin pie. The pie crust alone makes me hope there is heaven because my Great Aunt's pie has to be there. She made the pie crust with lard. Sounds like the last thing you'd want in a pie crust but, trust me when I say super yummy.

My niece found a copy of a cookbook that was put together for a family reunion one summer. I went to that reunion and my niece wasn't even born yet. Each family member was asked to submit a recipe for the cookbook. You know that they were all yummy because 75% of them started with "take a pound of butter".

Anyway, the recipe my mother submitted was a pecan pie recipe that was a closely held secret. My mom was famous for her pecan pie - she would buy pecans by the 10lb bag from her friend who lived in Georgia. Sometimes there would be 6 of us at the dining room table shelling pecans. She'd freeze them and use them all year long. Everyone commented on how good my mom's pecan pie was and I know she loved us because she couldn't eat pecans. Still, she made them for special occasions.

But, my mom sent in that recipe for the family reunion cookbook and now my niece (who also can't eat pecans), makes them for special family gatherings. My niece brags about having her grandmother's secret recipe for pecan pie. I know I will never have the heart to tell her the recipe is on the side of the Kyro Syrup bottle.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

There is so much good information left out of obits - like pants and shirt size or if the person hoarded toilet paper so you know if you want to go to the estate sale. Can you imagine a liberated culture where an obit stated that Sue / Joe loved giving blow jobs?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

There is so much good information left out of obits - like pants and shirt size or if the person hoarded toilet paper so you know if you want to go to the estate sale. Can you imagine a liberated culture where an obit stated that Sue / Joe loved giving blow jobs?

I could imagine my obit if left up to my friends ...hopefully a closed casket.

@TopManFL great reminiscing and now you have me wanting pie, too.

[TopManFL (imported)]

I could imagine my obit if left up to my friends ...hopefully a closed casket.

@TopManFL great reminiscing and now you have me wanting pie, too.

--- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ---

HEADLINE: STOCK IN CHURCH AND DWIGHT (NYSE: CHD) PLUNGES

DATELINE: LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- JUNE 17, 2098

BYLINE: OBITUARY NEWS SERVICE, INC.

The makers of Trojan XXL-Prebanded condoms, Church and Dwight - NYSE CHD were shocked by the sudden death of the Personification of Internet Amorousness, ROG.

Although the date is somewhat in contention, it is generally agreed that ROG rose to the pinnacle of Internet Sex Demigod in the Summer following the Great COVID Pandemic. There are many claims to how ROG started but, most Internet historians agree the real ROG began using the name rogwpbfl on what is now the most popular site on the internet, eunuch.org

ROG became a household name at the time the New One World Government shutdown the youtube, the facebook, the instagram and began the promotion of websites dedicated to the destruction of large male genitals.

Grabbing this opportunity, Church & Dwight Co Inc., the makers of Trojan XL condoms created Trojan XL-Prebanned condoms. The PERFECT act of 2024 required that all men with over a 7" penis band their genitals a minimum of two hours a day. Slowly and with an uncompromising power, millions of penises were showing up in the emergency room every year around the world in need of amputation.

ROG, however, seemingly had an unconquerable cock. In a show of unprecedented bravado, ROG would leave his Trojan XL-Prebanned condom on for 24 to 36 hours while charging monthly internet webcam subscription fees.

Of course, the same government inspection, control, and assurance procedures were in place for ROG. This assured his massive internet audience that he was, in fact, using the same prebanned condom for such a lengthy period of time. Soon, Church & Dwight Co Inc. signed ROG on as their spokesperson. Every male on the planet wanted to be ROG and any male with a tallywhacker greater than 9" wanted to prove they too could last 36 hours in a prebanned Trojan. Most ended up in the emergency room waiting for their turn in surgery to remove their dead willy.

Ranger, ROG's penis, will be stuffed and put on display in the Smithsonian Museum of Governmental Control of Male Sexuality. It is believed that Ranger's superpowers to withstand a Trojan XL-prebanned condom were unique and will never be duplicated.

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Contact: Mistress X, Las Vegas NV, [email protected]

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

--- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ---

HEADLINE: STOCK IN CHURCH AND DWIGHT (NYSE: CHD) PLUNGES

DATELINE: LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- JUNE 17, 2098

BYLINE: OBITUARY NEWS SERVICE, INC.

The makers of Trojan XXL-Prebanded condoms, Church and Dwight - NYSE CHD were shocked by the sudden death of the Personification of Internet Amorousness, ROG.

Although the date is somewhat in contention, it is generally agreed that ROG rose to the pinnacle of Internet Sex Demigod in the Summer following the Great COVID Pandemic. There are many claims to how ROG started but, most Internet historians agree the real ROG began using the name rogwpbfl on what is now the most popular site on the internet, eunuch.org

ROG became a household name at the time the New One World Government shutdown the youtube, the facebook, the instagram and began the promotion of websites dedicated to the destruction of large male genitals.

Grabbing this opportunity, Church & Dwight Co Inc., the makers of Trojan XL condoms created Trojan XL-Prebanned condoms. The PERFECT act of 2024 required that all men with over a 7" penis band their genitals a minimum of two hours a day. Slowly and with an uncompromising power, millions of penises were showing up in the emergency room every year around the world in need of amputation.

ROG, however, seemingly had an unconquerable cock. In a show of unprecedented bravado, ROG would leave his Trojan XL-Prebanned condom on for 24 to 36 hours while charging monthly internet webcam subscription fees.

Of course, the same government inspection, control, and assurance procedures were in place for ROG. This assured his massive internet audience that he was, in fact, using the same prebanned condom for such a lengthy period of time. Soon, Church & Dwight Co Inc. signed ROG on as their spokesperson. Every male on the planet wanted to be ROG and any male with a tallywhacker greater than 9" wanted to prove they too could last 36 hours in a prebanned Trojan. Most ended up in the emergency room waiting for their turn in surgery to remove their dead willy.

Ranger, ROG's penis, will be stuffed and put on display in the Smithsonian Museum of Governmental Control of Male Sexuality. It is believed that Ranger's superpowers to withstand a Trojan XL-prebanned condom were unique and will never be duplicated.

###

Contact: Mistress X, Las Vegas NV, [email protected]

You flatter me ...and Ranger.

[TopManFL (imported)]

You flatter me ...and Ranger.

OH SNAP!

Removed hotlinked video.

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