Rog,
I'd like a detailed list, please?
SMH and knowing you'll never fess up to all the "new things" you're doing "to yourself", I've decided to push the button in my brain that is labeled "Creative Things to do with Your Penis".
1. Dip it in ice-cold salted water for 30 minutes to see what a bottle of white wine goes through during rapid cooling.
2. Do that again, because if 30 minutes felt that numb, then 45 minutes would feel better.
3. Decide never to that again after reading up on the effects of frostbite.
4. Roll one die (the singular form of dice) and multiply the number by 10. Band Ranger for that many minutes.
5. Decide that was interesting but, lacked the thrill of long term banding (read that as Ranger loves Danger).
6. Rolled three dice and multiply the number by ten and that's the number of minutes Ranger gets banded.
7. Seriously having enjoyed number six, Ranger demands you do it again. When three sixes were rolled Ranger stood up to see what the numbers were.
8. 180 minutes later Ranger has passed out from lack of oxygen and Roger realized that not being able to cum makes a good night's sleep more difficult.
9. Two days later, Ranger is demanding more danger and Rog is more interested in a face to face webcam session with some girl he finds online.
10. She promised not to take any screen captures and post them online. But, that resulted in another restless night of sleep wondering if she was catfishing Ranger.
11. Bored, Rog reads an article on the history of the Internet and finds that one of the very first websites was LPSG, the large penis support group. Ranger finds the site boring and Rog hates it when Ranger gets bored and refuses to play.
12. Determined to get a good night of sleep, Rog beats Ranger as if he owes him money and the resulting waterfall of jizz coats the headboard, Rog's hair, and chest and the dripples out for the next hour as Rog sleeps like a baby.
13. Ranger finds an application online to become a porn actor for Tushy and fills it out. Roger isn't sure but makes the audition vid anyway and Rager mails it in.
14. With Roger's stunning good looks and movie star smile that could melt any MILF's heart combined with Ranger's massive personality, the studio calls back the next day to arrange for an in-person audition.
15. Although Ranger has never been so excited, Roger won't do the audition without his pet monkey on his shoulder and the entire idea is nixed.
16. Currently, Ranger is having a sulk and Roger is looking through the collection of hair ties various women have left on Ranger over the years and pondering if he should arrange them in a frame or put them back in his sock drawer next to his fleshlight.
17. ?
So? How close did I come to the "new things" you are "doing to yourself"?
Me I go for food etc,TV,feed the cat,get the mail,And i will start to clean the yard. {55 acres}