Designer Virus

[Paolo]

Redneck virus prevention:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTYxDMYKyiI

[Arab Nights (imported)]

And check out Ginger Billy's other videos. Most sensible explanation of the married female brain I have seen in a while.

[TopManFL (imported)]

I’

m glad I sat this out. I have a week off that I was going to NC to help my elderly parents to start their downsize move, and they asked me not to come. That

’s frustrating. But, I’

ve stayed well stocked for the last eight years.

I just so happened to start “prepping”, not because Obama, but I broke my ankle and I was without pay for ten weeks. I ran out of both money & food. Like Scarlet O’Hara said, “As God is my witness, I will never go hungry again!

”, and I haven’t.

I’

ve made sure that if something or anything happens, I don

’t want to have to want. I’

m redundant. I have two riding mowers and two push mowers, for instance. Only one tractor though. Campfire cooking grates for the fireplace, cast iron pots and pans. 200 gallon rainwater collection tanks, and etc. If I might have need for something, I make sure I keep it stocked on hand. That includes lots of food and water. And yes. I’ve got a two storage cabinets full of toilet paper. Ha!

They’re unique cabinets that are wedges behind the shower. I saw that a six pack would neatly fit on the shelves, so it became a game to fill them up. It took me a few months just buying double, but I now have 180 rolls stored away. lol!

The only thing I got today was 16 gauge ammo. It’s an uncommon bore these days and I got concerned about a run on bullets again. It’s a new gun and I only had two boxes as it is. I got it because I used to carry my Grandaddy’s 16 gauge. Plus, I do have land if I ever feel like shooting here. I

’ve only shot an armadillo, but I’

ve got lots of game here.

I think being raised by my Grandparents, who were teens in the depression, had a huge effect on me. Plus, the Boy Scouts Be Prepared. Maybe I’m just practical. I have no illusions about muh evil gubment. Though, there are plenty of two legged predators around.

People are acting nuts right now.

My dad started to become a bit of a prepper when he got in his 80s.

I pointed out that in many ways it made him more vulnerable and not less.

With all the food in his pantry (actually a bedroom closet he'd converted with shelves able to hold half a Costco), what was he gonna do when two pickup trucks full of young guys showed up to take what they wanted?

Yeah, he had several guns. But, he was in his 80s and a pistol in his pocket wasn't gonna stop all those guys in the truck. His best bet would have been to keep the stash a secret - which he didn't.

So, we are stocked up a bit.

The good news is we have tons and tons of popcorn. Mostly because I love popcorn.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Eat unpopped popcorn and you won't even have to use corn cobs for cleaning. Iowa rules!

[Paolo]

If you know you are terminally ill, ask to be cremated. Swallow a load of unpopped popcorn just before you die.

[Paolo]

No toilet paper? Order a bidet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekm9q2dvk6k

Endorsed by Ginger Billy!