unsuitable songs for weddings

[2barbells (imported)]

50 ways to leave your lover - Paul Simon ---

Lyrics: "You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

I was best man for my buddy and he was in tears before the wedding, wishing he could get out of it. That song was running through my head in the back room of the church before the ceremony. I had twenty bucks to my name at the time and tried to get him out the back door and to a bus station. I didn't know how far $20 would get him, but anywhere would be far enough. I begged him to not make a mistake, but he went ahead with it. The marriage lasted a couple years - just long enough to have 2 kids - but it was a disaster from the start.

[Wolf-Pup (imported)]

I'm thinking a LOT of Pink Floyd.

Brain Damage

Great Gig In The Sky

Dogs

Run Like Hell

One Of My Fair Days

Hey You

Happiest Days of Our Lives

Waiting for the Worms

One of These Days I'm Going To Cut You Into Little Pieces

Pigs

Matter of Fact, most if not all Pink Floyd would be inappropriate

[Dave (imported)]

David Allen Coe singing "Pussywhipped Again"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

2lYv3K47S-8