unsuitable songs for weddings

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What music would be INAPPROPRIATE as the Bride Marches Down the Aisle at a Wedding?

I'll start with a few obvious ones:

1. Highway to Hell by ACDC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

2. What's Love Got to Do With It belted out by the glorious Tina Turner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGpFcHTxjZs
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Tell me what it takes to let you go - Aerosmith
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Tie Your Mother Down by Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmXbAjLSSZw

I Love The Dead by Alice Cooper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpKGfFw8FEA
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I used to love her, but I had to kill her - Guns & Roses

I’m just a Giglio - Van Halen

Every Breath You Take - The Police

Your Cheating Heart - Hank Willians

D-I-V-O-R-C-E .... Wammy Tynette
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Prodigy "Smack my bitch up"
Wolf-Pup (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:23 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
R89kJJ4OeEA

Isaac Hayes "Chocolate Salty Balls"
Wolf-Pup (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:23 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
sjrdanK4LSY
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You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk - Steel Panther --- Lyrics: "Your beauty is deeper than the sea, But you're still working on your abc's"

Squeeze Box - The Who --- Lyrics: "Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night..."

Dude - Aerosmith --- Lyrics: "Never judge a book by its cover ... that dude looks like a lady..."

Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed --- Lyrics: "Shaved her legs and then he was a she ... She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"

White Wedding - Billy Idol --- Lyrics: "Hey little sister, what have you done? ... Hey little sister, shotgun"
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How 'bout a trifecta of Meat Loaf

Bat Outta Hell "Like a bat outta hell I'll be gone when the morning comes. When the night is over like a bat outta hell I'll be gone, gone, gone...:

Two Out of Three Ain't Bad "I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I"m ever gonna love you, so don't be sad, cause two out of three ain't bad."

I'd Do Anything for Love "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
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You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi

Being Alone Together - David & David
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50 ways to leave your lover - Paul Simon ---

Lyrics: "You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free
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Dang me, by Roger Miller - early 1960's.

Partial lyrics:

Dang me...

Dang me...

They oughta get a rope and hang me...
Wolf-Pup (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:23 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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