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Chesleyt (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:51 pm I thought I was the only one I was so embarrassed my father never told me anything about puberty or sex.

That’s why I love this forum. You kinda can’t have these convos on Facebook. It’s actually really great seeing the older guys have so many of these similar experiences.
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Dare I say, you've come to the right place! 💡

We have the perfect solution for you. ✂️🔪:dong:
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:06 pm Dare I say, you've come to the right place! 💡

We have the perfect solution for you. ✂️🔪:dong:

LMAO!! LT always wanting my junk on the butcher's block... I admit the idea (and fetish) definitely has a strong appeal some days!!!
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Well hauling around a third leg requires a third leg on your pants. Maybe wearing kilts with lots of open expansion space during road trips would let that third leg stretch out fully.

Most men s pants were never designed to comfortably let erections fit inside them, especially large erections. Its a failing in the designs of men s clothes today. Cod pieces and robes and loin clothes were better suited to having comfortable erections in clothing. Today s tight pants, underwear, and shorts are not designed to accomodate male anatomy comfortably or to have enough room for erections.
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cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:26 am Well hauling around a third leg requires a third leg on your pants. Maybe wearing kilts with lots of open expansion space during road trips would let that third leg stretch out fully.

Most men s pants were never designed to comfortably let erections fit inside them, especially large erections. Its a failing in the designs of men s clothes today. Cod pieces and robes and loin clothes were better suited to having comfortable erections in clothing. Today s tight pants, underwear, and shorts are not designed to accomodate male anatomy comfortably or to have enough room for erections.

I've been in that self destructive mood where the joking scissor suggestion could actually be a welcome reality. I know I fixate on my junk way too much. I stay uncomfortable in clothes and then think how it would be awesome to just you know... be cut while hard... and then see it dropped into a jar of formaldehyde or even encased in acrylic so it can last forever.

No worry though, I'm not gonna self harm or subject myself to harm and abuse. I've learned this feeling comes and goes. I also realize I'd miss it like oxygen if it were ever taken from me permanently. I wish these things were detachable, it would solve so many problems and fetishes. So anyway this is all just fantasy to me. But, I really do wonder about the nullos on here and if they've had regrets once they realized it was too late.
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Rog, you gotta check out that penis museum in Iceland where men can donate their dicks after they die to be forever preserved and on display in that museum.
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Being nutless, I really enjoy how walking around not feels so comfortable with those things missing. I can only imagine how good it would feel walking around with Nothing swinging down there.
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cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:41 am Rog, you gotta check out that penis museum in Iceland where men can donate their dicks after they die to be forever preserved and on display in that museum.

Too bad you have to wait until you die to make a donation. I would love to do a donation while still living, the be able to visit the museum and enjoy seeing my donation nicely preserved.
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cutnbulls2ox (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:41 am Rog, you gotta check out that penis museum in Iceland where men can donate their dicks after they die to be
gandalf (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:31 pm forever preserved and on display in that museum.

Too bad you have to wait until you die to make a donation. I would love to do a donation while still living, the be able to vis
it the museum and enjoy seeing my donation nicely preserved.

I wonder if a pic of it while still attached and healthy, and showing full body, can accompany the donated specimen? That might be of interest, too.
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I think you can donate your penis while you're alive I saw the show and one guy had contacted them for that same reason and was waiting for him to send it. Someone should contact them and find out if you can. Then all the nullo's could send theirs to them.
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