Assault in a TARGET in Florida

[Dave (imported)]

Florida man sexually assaults two stuffed animals inside a Target store

Brian Niemietz, New York Daily News

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ ... story.html

Oct 23, 2019 | 5:42 PM

Cody Meader “selected a large unicorn” as his second partner of the afternoon and allegedly “dry humped” it. (Pinellas County Sheriff)

A Florida man admitted to doing “stupid stuff” after sexually assaulting two stuffed animals in a Target store.

The suspect, Cody Meader, started his bizarre sex romp with a stuffed animal from Disney’s “Frozen,” then moved onto a stuffed unicorn around 2 p.m. Tuesday, according to Pinellas County, Fla.

“(Meader) proceeded to select a large Olaf stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ and they ejaculated onto the item before placing it back on the shelf,” according to police.

He reportedly selected Olaf from an assortment of “Frozen” characters before throwing it on the floor and doing the deed.

The 20-year-old suspect then “selected a large unicorn” as his second partner of the afternoon and allegedly “dry humped” it, too.

Cops charged the hulking 6-foot-2, 220-pound St. Petersburg man with criminal mischief. They estimate the damage done was under $200.

The police report, obtained by the Daily News, did not indicate alcohol or drugs were a factor, though they checked the “unknown” box asking if there was any indication of mental health issues. Meader’s father reportedly told arresting officers his son has a history of “this type of behavior.”

Cops said the suspect confessed he’d done “stupid stuff” and that he had “nutted” on the Olaf doll.

“The merchandise could not be re-sold and (was) destroyed due to circumstances,” the police report said.

[Dave (imported)]

What can one say when one hears such news but FLORIDA?

[jamiepan (imported)]

My first sexual partners were Tigger and Pooh, my favorite stuffed animals. But I had the decency to do them in my own bedroom.

And to think, I've never even been to Florida.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Florida man sexually assaults two stuffed animals inside a Target store

Brian Niemietz, New York Daily News

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ ... story.html

Oct 23, 2019 | 5:42 PM

Cody Meader

“selected a large unicorn”

as his second partner of the afternoon and allegedly “dry humped” it. (Pinellas County Sheriff)

A Florida man admitted to doing “stupid stuff” after sexually assaulting two stuffed animals in a Target store.

The suspect, Cody Meader, started his bizarre sex romp with a stuffed animal from Disney’s “Frozen,” then moved onto a stuffed unicorn around 2 p.m. Tuesday, according to Pinellas County, Fla.

“(Meader) proceeded to select a large Olaf stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ and they ejaculated onto the item before placing it back on the shelf,” according to police.

He reportedly selected Olaf from an assortment of “Frozen” characters before throwing it on the floor and doing the deed.

The 20-year-old suspect then

“selected a large unicorn”

as his second partner of the afternoon and allegedly “dry humped” it, too.

Cops charged the hulking 6-foot-2, 220-pound St. Petersburg man with criminal mischief. They estimate the damage done was under $200.

The police report, obtained by the Daily News, did not indicate alcohol or drugs were a factor, though they checked the “unknown” box asking if there was any indication of mental health issues. Meader’s father reportedly told arresting officers his son has a history of

“this type of behavior.”

Cops said the suspect confessed he

’d done “stupid stuff” and that he had “nutted” on the Olaf doll.

“

The merchandise could not be re-sold and (was) destroyed due to circumstances,

” the police report said.

Olaf "

could not be re-sold and (was) destroyed due to circumstances.

" Some may say Cody Meader's babymakers (and/or the pocket cannon that ejaculated on Olaf) should be destroyed for their role in the assault. But, I digress.

[Chesleyt (imported)]

I think he's a prime candidate for mandatory castration being he's done this many times before. Just my opinion it would definitely calm him down it doesn't have to be permanent and he definitely needs intensive counseling also.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

Seriously, this fellow would be much better off castrated. I can never understand the ridiculous squeamishness we have about the idea of castration, we almost universally castrate cattle, and most horses, now almost all pet (male) dogs are castrated, it is not something we are averse to when it comes to animals, but even when we see a clear example of male sex drive gone crazy like this, people say that surgical castration would be "barbaric" or cruel. I suggest that NOT castrating this man is cruel, very cruel to him, we have the ability to help this man lead a good life, a meaningful life, just castrate him, instead we are going to be "civilized" and not castrate him, and he will be a "registered sex offender" for the rest of his life, he will in all likelihood never have any sort of a family or hold any job of responsibility, he will always be an outcast and that is only right as long as his overactive sex drive causes him to do such bizarre, offensive things. So really, I argue that in the name of kindness we should definitely allow for surgical castration in cases like this.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I think he's a prime candidate for mandatory castration being he's done this many times before. Just my opinion it would definitely calm him down it doesn't have to be permanent and he definitely needs intensive counseling also.

Put the whole package in an acrylic case and send him on his way, plus some professional counseling to cope with loss. Problem solved?

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Sometimes castration can be kindness. Lots of male livestock that will not ever allowed to breed would be miserable for their whole lives, always having unfulfilled cravings for endless sex and straining to act on their breeding instincts against their owners wishes and plans if they were not castrated young.

Maybe this guy has the same problems and castration might make his life better ?

The article never mentions his IQ or if he has other problems that impair his ability to control his sex drive in public.

Good thing he s forcing himself on stuffed animals instead of humans or animals. I guess his penalty should be a lot less severe than raping a living being.