Roomba Gone Wild?

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Roomba Gone Wild?

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Saw this on Tumblr:

"I left my front door open by mistake, and my Roomba went outside, and now I can't find it. What are the consequences of this? It has no natural predators!"

Best reply: Nature abhors a vacuum.
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My favorite is the picture of someone's game room and the floor is one big Ouija Board. The caption says, "Yeah, it's all fun and games until the Roomba summons a demon!"
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There are purported Twitter-pictures that show a Roomba having swept up a pile of dog crap and smeared it all over the rest of the floor.

(I don't have the link because it was worse than clickbait.)
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Just search YouTube for "roomba dog poop". It's not pretty.
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I hear Talula has a roomba and is looking forward to MOM.
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Paolo wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:05 pm Just search YouTube for "roomba dog poop". It's not pretty.

I don't know what's more shocking -

.There's at least 6 videos of Roomba and dog poo

,,There's a 20 minute video about how to clean your Roomba after it tried to ingest dog poo

---Youtube auto-completes the phrase

And just for funsies - there are a bunch of videos showing failing Roombas that try stairs, outdoors, and other crash producing antics.
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Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:54 pm I don't know what's more shocking -

.There's at least 6 videos of Roomba and dog poo

,,There's a 20 minute video about how to clean your Roomba after it tried to ingest dog poo

---Youtube auto-completes the phrase

And just for funsies - there are a bunch of videos showing failing Roombas that try stairs, outdoors, and other crash producing antics.

OMG If your roomba is engaging with dog turds...you need way way more than a roomba! That's is so gross...oh hell no! How embaressing, dog shit in the house ohh gross.. and to put it on youtube????

What happened to training videos or look what my bichone puppy?

chilli
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I had heard of one case where a guy modded his Roomba and taught it to swear.

https://www.realnewscorp.com/this-man-h ... o-objects/
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Eunuchorn (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:29 am I had heard of one case where a guy modded his Roomba and taught it to swear.

https://www.realnewscorp.com/this-man-h ... o-objects/

Wow a total DIY.

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BUT DADDY I WANT A ROOMBA THAT SWEARS AND CLEANS UP DOG POOP!

chilli and the choclate factory.

Fucking nasty! OMG I am going to cry, keep your nasty shit covered vacuum the fuck away from me ....totally gross!!!!!!!!! I quit...Im going to go clean toilets in Manilla!!!!

chilli
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