atrocious food choices

[Dave (imported)]

A friend of mine had a psychotic, tho marginally medicated mate. They randomly turned up, many years ago. My pressure cooker had a decomposing chicken stew in it. Waiting for rubbish day when I would dump it, so the dog, whom I wouldnt want to poison, wouldnt get it.(the dog, Nigel, was a bulletproof labrador.) This fruit loop ate the whole pot of this 'blue stew'!! And I was shitting myself, just thinking of it? Was wondering if I should tell him or pretend it didnt happen. They didnt stay, thank fk

When I cook for myself, it is precisely one portion and no leftovers. That's how afraid I am of leftover spoiled food.

I might have nightmares tonight over "bad chicken"

[Dave (imported)]

A roomie I had years ago used to have money; an okay job, good electronics, etc., but he just refused to spend money on good food.

...He was basically a dog.

...

I called him One Thing Man (after the anime One Punch Man). Meals at home were always one thing... plain as hell.

...I never complained, though; that was the one room mate I ever had who never left piles of dishes laying around.

My bowels quiver in fear and horror!

[Paolo]

Image link, atrocious food:

https://www.gocomics.com/aj-and-magnus/2019/04/14

[Brycenosak (imported)]

My bowels quiver in fear and horror!

Sorry Dave!

[Paolo]

Many consider my cauliflower salad atrocious. Instead of potatoes, you use steamed cauliflower. Just follow your usual potato salad recipe.

[Dave (imported)]

Cauliflower makes me fart

...big, long, stinking farts

:tongueout

[Paolo]

I rather enjoy the plants of that family in a meal, followed by no-sugar added ice cream later. Makes one quite lethal for several hours after!

[Dave (imported)]

I rather enjoy the plants of that family in a meal, followed by no-sugar added ice cream later. Makes one quite lethal for several hours after!

Amazon sells activated carbon filters with sticky back that you stick over your anus and the activated carbon absorbs the stench...

A dozen pack is cheap too..

That way, you get all the noise but not the stank and minimize destruction of the ozone layer of the atmosphere

[Paolo]

The stench is all the fun. I especially enjoy "loading up" before going to the theater, which I rarely do. But when I do...

[gandalf (imported)]

The whole cabbage family does that. Also beans. Beans, beans, the musical fruit, The more you eat the more you toot. (Something my dad taught us kids.)