Not, It Happened in Texas, not Pahrump!

[Paolo]

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/woman ... aJLC0FE1O/

Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say

Jan 12, 2019

By Jared Leone, Cox Media Group National Content Desk

WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS —

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.

Officers responded to a call around 9 a.m. about a suspicious person in the store’s parking lot, the Times Record News reported. Investigators found the woman at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from the Walmart.

The caller said the woman had been riding around the store’s parking lot since 6:30 a.m., drinking wine from the potato chip can.

[Dave (imported)]

Running wild in Walmart in a mobility cart?

Is there anything lower?

{hint: in Walmart, anything is possible}

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Witchita Falls, Texas has a lot of non Texans who came in following people to the Air Force base there. I m betting this person originated in some state other than Texas.

A Texan would have more flare and humor in their drunken binge. Texas has drive thru liquor stores after all. What real Texan needs a Pringles chip can as a beer stein ?

[Dave (imported)]

I mentioned this to a few friends and their first words were "Florida Again!" and I was forced to correct them.

[Wolf-Pup (imported)]

Did the box the wine come in spring a leak or something?

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Warms my heart that the reputation of Pahrump has spread far and wide. Thanks.

[Losethem (imported)]

Having been to both Pahrump and Wichita Falls, I can see why this would appeal to someone living in either place.

[Paolo]

​It gives me ideas!