RAMPAGE (2018) Dave Craps on a movie (again)

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RAMPAGE (2018)

●●● Mad and Greedy Scientists create a genetic mutant, in fact THREE genetic mutants by accident - - a tame albino silverback gorilla, a wolf that can throw needles like a porcupine and fly like a squirrel, and a crocodile with really, really, really big teeth - - Good scientist Naomie Harris, the primatologist who raised the gorilla Dwayne Johnson the Rock in all his muscular glory, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan who played NEGAN in The Walking Dead must save Chicago because like all Mad Scientists with only six active brain cells, they called these three beasts to Chicago to take blood samples of them. (Add that to the Evil Overlord list, will ya please!) And the military wants to drop a MOAB

●●● It’s a get the popcorn, nachos, beer, wine, whatever you can stuff into your gullet for a two hour movie, plop those under-exercised buttocks onto the couch and vegetate away. It’s Monsters destroy a city - - fun, fun, fun. It’s exciting enough to be entertaining, Sci-Fi enough to be Frankenstein and explosive enough to keep the eyeballs entertained.