Who’s the wise ass?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Try telling her you got two different girlfriends pregnant and both babies are due weeks apart and coming soon. Maybe she ll be glad when you tell her its just a gag to get her to quit hassling you to have more girlfriends ?

Some parents can t make up their minds what they want their kids to do when it comes to sex. Ask her how much fucking you should be doing ideally ?

Wow holy shit you really want my prize cock on ice don’t you?! If I told mom I got one girl pregnant I’d have to do it over the phone. Telling her 2 girls would be like handing my dick a death sentence. I guess it’d make a story for EA news tho.

[TopManFL (imported)]

Gotta agree with @TopManFL, definitely not Mom. A bit of an awkward situation, I think she's starting to think I may be gay. She's been trying to put me together with this chick that's a family friend, and she's always asking me why I don't have any girlfriends. Kinda embarrassing because she'll bring it up regardless who's around. I know she's afraid I'm in the closet, that's the last thing I need to disappoint her.

Rog,

I can't believe your mom thinks you might be gay. Dude, friend, pal, great buddy, you have pussy on your brain all the time. But, if you are a bit relationship phobic that can make parents think you might be gay.

In a gentile way ('cause every guy loves his mama) when you mother brings up the topic, shrug and say, "after the third date most of the women I go out with can't handle my ... you know, um, my...geez, they just think I'm too big is all mom. Did you make pecan pie for dessert?"

She won't bring it up again and might even warn the family friend about your spectacular speedo splitting sequoa.

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Lest you think I'm running out of alliteration and other terms to describe your 25cm wonderful willy wonka ever lasting gobstopper, fear not.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Rog,

I can't believe your mom thinks you might be gay. Dude, friend, pal, great buddy, you have pussy on your brain all the time. But, if you are a bit relationship phobic that can make parents think you might be gay.

In a gentile way ('cause every guy loves his mama) when you mother brings up the topic, shrug and say, "after the third date most of the women I go out with can't handle my ... you know, um, my...geez, they just think I'm too big is all mom. Did you make pecan pie for dessert?"

She won't bring it up again and might even warn the family friend about your spectacular speedo splitting sequoa.

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Lest you think I'm running out of alliteration and other terms to describe your 25cm wonderful willy wonka ever lasting gobstopper, fear not.

You’re seriously stoned if you think my ass would ever tell my mom I was having sex. I’m still her angel. My relationships start and finish with my cock size. Turns out it’s not always a blessing. I don’t want to date 30 year olds and chicks my age are actually unwilling to do much with it, especially after the first try. This cock is good for foreplay and sadly that’s about it, not really dating material.

On a happier note, my toga tearing terrorbyte and I love your admiration, praise and alliteration. At least if the girls can’t appreciate him, I know someone does. By the way, he’s never been called a sequoia before.

[Losethem (imported)]

On a happier note, my toga tearing terrorbyte and I love your admiration, praise and alliteration. At least if the girls can’t appreciate him, I know someone does. By the way, he’s never been called a sequoia before.

Damn, now there's a tree I'd like to see.

[TopManFL (imported)]

You’

re seriously stoned if you think my ass would ever tell my mom I was having sex. I’m still her angel. My relationships start and finish with my cock size. Turns out it

’s not always a blessing. I don’

t want to date 30 year olds and chicks my age are actually unwilling to do much with it, especially after the first try. This cock is good for foreplay and sadly that’s about it, not really dating material.

On a happier note, my toga tearing terrorbyte and I love your admiration, praise and alliteration. At least if the girls can’t appreciate him, I know someone does. By the way, he’s never been called a sequoia before.

Denial is not a river in Egypt. Your mama knows you're having sex. She just wouldn't admit it.

There are size queens in this world. Women who love big cocks aren't really rare. But, as you say college age women are a bit more fearful of a romantic randy roadster running right 'round. But, in the same way some men are hung, some females are larger on the inside.

There's always life as a porn actor - and these days more and more aren't just doing one film for a couple of grand and walking away from the hundreds of thousands to be made. Many of them are producing their own content.

Prove it of Lose it - Porn Star Hell. Hummm.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

I had a buddy who was hung huge like you. Everybody knew it from guys showering with him for sports and girls dating him and talking about his big erections to everyone who would listen. In the summer before his senior year in high school, he got 2 girlfriends pregnant in one month. Both women were his age and both gave birth and he got stuck with double child support payments. Plus the small town all knew about it. He was a hero to the young men and adult single men. A danger of impregnation to the young women. And an evil decadent villian and an out of control stud to all parents and grown females.

So big dicks can fit deep and very fertile inside the right women. You d probably shoot right into the straining and stretched out cervix opening, like my buddy likely did. You d be giving your parents more grandkids than they could handle.

I still think joining a nudist resort would get you connected with women who appreciate big dicks and crave deep and wide penetration. I guess the chinese have 3 size catagories for male and female genitals. Basically large, medium, and small sizes in both sexes. Ideally you are supposed to find a sex partner with the same size of genitals as yours, but of the opposite sex. The small and large are not supposed to have sex together under that concept. The women your age haven t had kids to stretch them out for you yet. Wait 10 or 15 years and those same women complaining your cock is too big, will be searching for cocks big enough to fill their vaginas expanded by childbirth. That s one reason the women older than you do seek you out. You are just stuck with tight young virgins or close to it in your own age group.. Time and use will loosen them up for you to fill when other men will struggle or fail to fill them adequately.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Damn, now there's a tree I'd like to see.

So you can cut him down? TIMBER!!

Seriously, a wise man once told me, “be careful what you ask for.”

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Denial is not a river in Egypt. Your mama knows you're having sex. She just wouldn't admit it.

There are size queens in this world. Women who love big cocks aren't really rare. But, as you say college age women are a bit more fearful of a romantic randy roadster running right 'round. But, in the same way some men are hung, some females are larger on the inside.

There's always life as a porn actor - and these days more and more aren't just doing one film for a couple of grand and walking away from the hundreds of thousands to be made. Many of them are producing their own content.

Prove it of Lose it - Porn Star Hell. Hummm.

NO WAY. Not even thinking about porn. I’m sure the money’s great, but I have too many corporate plans someday to have that skeleton in my closet. Thx for the advice tho. Good to know I may be having deeper sex in 10-15 years lolol. Do you try hard to cheer me up? Haha...

[Paolo]

Well, there's your next story idea. "Porn Star Hell". Good luck.

[TopManFL (imported)]

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but I have too many corporate plans someday to have that skeleton in my closet.

Prove it or Lose it - Corporate 'Murican Style.

As CEO and President of RogCorp®, Inc. You keep every employment candidate waiting and make sure they are offered coffee or water. Eventually, you come out to get them for the interview. But, ask if they need to use the restroom first. Of course, they do as the water has gone through them. The executive restroom only has two urinals and you join them. The applicant only gets the job if they are hanging the same size ultimate urinal unicorn as you are. Smaller and they end up in the mail room, larger and you don't want them. Only the exact same size tremendous trouser tank.

That every executive at RogCorp is super hung becomes well known. Every consumer product is in high demand and becomes a status symbol just because it has the RogCorp® logo on it. Soon, your company has a problem all corporations wish they had - thanks to the recent tax cuts, your corporation is sitting on trillions in cash you don't know how to invest.

Moving overseas you find a country eager to have your investment in "clubs" where men play "Prove it or Lose it", it's webcast and involves not only a size competition, but also having sex with ten eager women who then rate their satisfaction, then the next contest is the swim suit competition where each contestant has to wear a wet white speedo and the all female judges rank their bodies, butts, muscles and bulges, lastly is the interview where they are asked what their platform would be if they won - they are instantly dropped into a pit if they answer "world peace", the most creative answer wins that round.

Of course RogCorp® uses six layers of corporations to hide its involvement in the "clubs" and the contest.

As your corporation's Director of Research and Development, M frequently consults with Mistress Juno for new ideas on how to create streaming content. She rarely disappoints.