Who’s the wise ass?

[TopManFL (imported)]

Wrapped and at your door? No FedEx or UPS? Hummm, I think maybe someone from the community pool.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Wrapped and at your door? No FedEx or UPS? Hummm, I think maybe someone from the community pool.

Yeah, my thought, too. It's not like there was a knife attached with them... that would've been a dead giveaway that EA was involved LOLOL

[TopManFL (imported)]

Maybe just a secret Santa.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Maybe just a secret Santa.

I’m assuming.

[Losethem (imported)]

There are about 6 billion people on the planet and I know it wasn't me, you or you mom. So, let the search begin.

Who are you kidding, of course it was his mom.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Who are you kidding, of course it was his mom.

Gotta agree with @TopManFL, definitely not Mom. A bit of an awkward situation, I think she's starting to think I may be gay. She's been trying to put me together with this chick that's a family friend, and she's always asking me why I don't have any girlfriends. Kinda embarrassing because she'll bring it up regardless who's around. I know she's afraid I'm in the closet, that's the last thing I need to disappoint her.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Try telling her you got two different girlfriends pregnant and both babies are due weeks apart and coming soon. Maybe she ll be glad when you tell her its just a gag to get her to quit hassling you to have more girlfriends ?

Some parents can t make up their minds what they want their kids to do when it comes to sex. Ask her how much fucking you should be doing ideally ?

[Wolf-Pup (imported)]

Maybe he LOVES his mother?

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Yeah, I guess I am being an asshole on that advice. His mom probably just wants what s best for him.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Maybe he LOVES his mother?

Of course I love my mother. Who doesn’t? She gave me life, and all my other gifts lolol