Who’s the wise ass?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Just got home from 2 mad shifts at A&F for Black Friday and find two white Speedo’s at my apartment door. Don’t think anyone from EA has my address but not sure where else to begin looking for the anonymous Santa...

[Alexander (imported)]

Shit your pants just because a anonymous fan has left a gift on your doormat ?

If you are paranoid you hear Michael Jacksons "you been hit by.. stopped by.. a "smooth criminal" .. " or hear the theme of "x-files" and see Mulder and Scully in your mind.. "hmm… unexplainable.. Is this a sign ? Were the Aliens here ? Has it a meaning ? " …

If you get real... "Oh cool, some free undies for me. Nice . Thank you Mr. X".

I at least would welcome it. You can never have enough of them.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Shit your pants just because a anonymous fan has left a gift on your doormat ?

If you are paranoid you hear Michael Jacksons "you been hit by.. stopped by.. a "smooth criminal" .. " or hear the theme of "x-files" and see Mulder and Scully in your mind.. "hmm… unexplainable.. Is this a sign ? Were the Aliens here ? Has it a meaning ? " …

If you get real... "Oh cool, some free undies for me. Nice . Thank you Mr. X".

I at least would welcome it. You can never have enough of them.

Haha wasn’t being paranoid. Just thinking what an unusual surprise. And, white... it’s going to show everything.

[Alexander (imported)]

try them on, and if they fit … take a snapshot.. in front of a Mirror.. trim,shave,pose..

Your "anyonmous Lover" will apreaciate it. Others may give you a "thumbs up".

Stop over-thinking it. And if you are really "pissed off".. ( though there is no reason ) … offer them to someone else ( hey, Need a pair of Briefs ? Size x,xl,xxl.. Colour,brand,style .. someone gifted me.. no Need.. if you want.. here you can have them.. ) …

Stop seeing bad,evil,criminal. try to smile.

[Alexander (imported)]

Lol,

So you are in a "Panic" because they are "White and "Show everything" ? ...

If you are de-balled they will only Show your Shlong , flaccid as there is no arousal..

Nothing to be ashamed of.

( even if you have testicles and are horny ) .. ist "covered". The rest .. the Silhouette.. the …"manhood"..

is up to the Viewer.

Everyone knows whats under the clothes. Be they man,woman, gay,straight,lesbian… "man wears underwear.. theres a penis, probably testicles, perhaps erected, .. " .. if black,white, Color x or y ..

Prudence vs Purity..

ist like.. paininings of holy men.. Jesus on the cross..

"place a goddamn linen over their private parts.. paint them naked but put on undies.."

hillarious.

Shame, Taboo , Censorship..

Well.

There is the real Problem.

And now put them on .

Or not .

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

try them on, and if they fit … take a snapshot.. in front of a Mirror.. trim,shave,pose..

Your "anyonmous Lover" will apreaciate it. Others may give you a "thumbs up".

Stop over-thinking it. And if you are really "pissed off".. ( though there is no reason ) … offer them to someone else ( hey, Need a pair of Briefs ? Size x,xl,xxl.. Colour,brand,style .. someone gifted me.. no Need.. if you want.. here you can have them.. ) …

Stop seeing bad,evil,criminal. try to smile.

Bro chillllllllllll. I’m not mad, suspicious or seeing evil. I thought it was thoughtful and comical, I only questioned the choice of white because how much it shows when it’s wet. I haven’t worn a white speedo since 8th grade lmao

[Wolf-Pup (imported)]

Whatever else you do...WASH THEM first!

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

whatever else you do...wash them first!

lololololol

[Alexander (imported)]

Yeah "bro" .. they are not wet until you make them so . And that only happens if your dick stands up in a Right angle..

"not since my 8th grade" .. lol.. we have all memories of School... especially the Sports lessons.. the locker room Scenes.. those "Initiation rituals" …

those Moments which are only yours.. and those of your comrades.. if that "gift of someone" helps you to "get back ".. so let it happen. Needless to say.. ist something personal,intimate,secret.

Oldies but Goldies. Reprise..

Be still.. Trembling.. Tremor.. Armor..

The Arrow hits.. the Sparrow...

or the heart..

or whatever.

i saw..

I John..

twelve gates.. in four directions..

OMG

Now. "CUM".

Selah.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Yeah "bro" .. they are not wet until you make them so . And that only happens if your dick stands up in a Right angle..

I dunno about you but my Speedo’s are wet as soon as I dive in the water... and my dick stands straight out when he stands.