Scottish man's genitals bitten off by bulldog while trying bestial sex

[SplitDik (imported)]

Seems like an urban myth but fairly prominent tabloid (Mirror) published it:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m ... n-13520910

Man whose genitals were bitten off by bulldog ‘had smeared himself with peanut butter’

The man's genitals could not be reattached, after the mauling by the dog named Biggie Smalls

Biggie Smalls bit off the man's genitals and has since been put down

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A 22-year-old man left in a coma after his genitals were "ripped off and eaten" by a bulldog had apparently smeared his crotch in peanut butter.

The man, who has not been named, was found lying unconscious inside a flat by emergency crews in Haddington, East Lothian, Scotland.

Neighbours reported hearing the Old English bulldog, named Biggie Smalls after the late rapper, barking at around 4am and again at 8am October 7.

Police were called at about 2.30pm, where they found a blood-spattered scene.

Rumours swirled around the town that the injured man had been held down during the attack, however it is now believed he was alone with Biggie at the time, although others were present

A police source told The Times the man had “applied peanut butter, or another food spread, to his crotch area” in the moments before he was savaged by the.

The victim was rushed to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, but his genitals could not be reattached, after the mauling by the dog, called Biggie Smalls.

The sickening attack happened in a flat in Haddington (Image: Google)

Biggie Smalls is reported to have ripped off man's penis and testicles (Image: Facebook)

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He is now recovering in the Western General Hospital in Edinburgh where he has been helping police with their inquiries.

Biggie Smalls, who was covered in blood and restrained, was taken to kennels and later put to sleep.

A spokesperson for Police Scotland said: "The owner of the dog which is believed to have been involved has voluntarily signed documentation consenting to the destruction of the animal.

"This has now taken place after protracted dialogue between the Crown Office, Scottish SPCA and the East Lothian Council Dog Warden."

A friend of the owner described Biggie as an “absolute angel”.

The pal told the Daily Record: “Biggie is such a nice dog. He isn’t aggressive or anything, and he’s quite small. He’s fine with other dogs.

“The dog is an absolute angel. I was happy to be around him. He gets a bit freaked out by noise but he loves having his belly rubbed.”

Old English Bulldogs are known for the power in their jaws and are descended from breeds used for bull-baiting.

[Alexander (imported)]

Though "interesting" ( as disturbing alike ) the text is … and well … the Scots are a strange People in a strange Country with a lot of mysterious fables and myths ( C'mon they have a UNICORN as national animal)

Well, all i can say.. it really sounds like "fake News" , or to be more polite : "a well constructed Horror tale" . I guess the real Intention is to scare away men from abusing animals .. as so often is the case in "stories you wouldnt believe" contain … a bit subliminal psychologogy … a bit hypnosis … "for the greater good" .

Anyways… as said : "interesting".

Cheers.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Sounds like the poor dog was the biggest victim of this thing. Who loans out his dog for peanut butter blow jobs with another man ? What did he think any dog would do with their teeth ? Dogs don t suck like a human giving a blow job.

Its amazing this guy survived at all considering how long it took for any help to get to him. You d think he d die of blood loss and shock before the long delayed help got there.

Its more darwin award behavior of a man violently taking himself out of the gene pool. Plus its more media fuel to say men are crazy when it comes to sex and there is no limit to what a man will do to satisfy his sexual desires.

[Alexander (imported)]

the first Impression Counts. Like when two strangers meet. You got something like 15 seconds to bond or scare away. Like when a Photograph snapshot is taken, one false gesture , pose .. can ruin the whole Scene. So it is with stories, News, books.. You read it.. the first lines, words, the Overall Makeup, .. the Imagination, the likeness , the "reality Level".. and Judge it.

I still call it Comedy bullshit fake News , pick whatever you like.

Darwin Award ? lol.. yes ( if it was serious ) . idiots searching for the thrill of their lives only to die a painful death. Well, such are the laws of nature.

God has a lot of Humor ( if there was one ) , no matter. I have a lot of humour ;- )

Sexual Desires … the culprit and stumbling Stone. Ever since mankind sprung up from the "garden of eden" ( btw : "Adam played with his foreskin and eve swollowed his cum" .. and both were more like Monkeys in development… so much to myths and truths. But Religion is.. well.. lets leave it at that )

now the urge to cum, the Energy, the sexdrive… Arent we here to find ways to overcome it ? ….

For my part : I am.

Surely not to discuss nonsense or argue with those who are only here to entertain their own minds or laugh upon others.

Cheers.

Have a good night. Or day. depending where you are.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Being a man with our own sex urges, you gotta see yourself in a lot of these stories and be able to laugh at what we all go through and risk just to get off and shoot our own loads. No man alive hasn t done crazy and risky things for orgasms and to ejaculate. Having fun along with the serious doesn t hurt anyone. This guy knew what people would think if he got caught having sex with a dog. He s an adult and he can handle the unavoidable humor and talk people will make of his adventures. The same holds true for all of our sex adventures and kinks. People will have fun with every person s sexual adventures if they can.

[Alexander (imported)]

"God has a lot of Humor" is based upon the fact that his Name in hebrew Qabalah is Issaac ( Yitzchak ) . The meaning is just that. "He laughs" .

And so should you.

Take Nothing serious.

Not your sexdrive, not your personality, not the world, not the "News" ..

Basically it's all a joke. The best way to deal with "everything".

Think About it.

And smile.

Good Night.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

I agree, life is for fun and kicks no matter how you view it, especially sex and what turns us on.

[Alexander (imported)]

I would be glad if "Nothing turns me on", at least if I no longer "turn myself on".

Hence the wish to be immune agains sexual triggers. It turns me into a beast. i want to be a man. Which means to be castrated, at least circumcised, chastity by whatever means possible.

ironic. Not for idiots not for "average joes".

I have so many "fetishes" i could write a book .

Psychiatrists,Priests.. all have their own "theories". But only a Doctor can help. And he Needs a knife. No "explaination".

"are you serious ?" .. "do you know the consequences" ?

Another "i try to scare you away" strategy.

Complicated World. but "fake News" are not the Cure. And Lies are also not.

Truth is painful, "pervert" , "complex". It is pointless to "missionize". To each his own.

Levels..Stages.. Steps.. grades..

When you get older, when you struggled enough, when you "get the bigger Picture"..

it is not the idea of "losing power when losing balls"...

the real Question , fear.. the Question.. the truth… life, death, god, devil ..

who,why,what..

well..

running in circles..

until you know.

That should be the Goal.

I think you know damn well .

Night.

( now really )

[seanthomas (imported)]

Tradition holds that a true Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt. I suppose that especially includes peanut butter.

[SplitDik (imported)]

Tradition holds that a true Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt. I suppose that especially includes peanut butter.

Well he won't have anything under his kilt now!