English Language

[TopManFL (imported)]

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[Frida G Cavic (imported)]

It´s not so complicated

[ambiguous (imported)]

Its a Stewie Griffin thing (Family Guy)

But living in the UK since seeing that episode.

I have an issue with posh folks over here pronouncing it a issssssyou.

Its pronounced ishoo.

Its a bit like Uranus.

Its pronounced as your anus.

Thats how the top cosmologist Brian Cox says it.

Not errinus as the news folks like to say to stop any reference to bum holes.

End of gripe.

[Dekeldoh (imported)]

Read rhymes with lead and read rhymes with lead, but read doesn't rhyme with lead and read doesn't rhyme with lead.

I'm glad my first language was the most confusing one. Now I just need to learn all the others.

[Dave (imported)]

The pleasures of English

YAY!

[TopManFL (imported)]

What I also love is the one word versus two words insanity.

Everywhere, everyone, everybody, every time

None of those, nonetheless

The list goes on.

[TopManFL (imported)]

Its a Stewie Griffin thing (Family Guy)

But living in the UK since seeing that episode.

I have an issue with posh folks over here pronouncing it a issssssyou.

Its pronounced ishoo.

Its a bit like Uranus.

Its pronounced as your anus.

Thats how the top cosmologist Brian Cox says it.

Not errinus as the news folks like to say to stop any reference to bum holes.

End of gripe.

And Brian Cox is hot enough that I'd spank his ass anytime he asked. Just listening to him drone on about how many valance shells an iron atom has and why that makes the oceans blue makes me want to spank his hot bum. Have I mentioned I think Brian Cox is really sexy and I'd lick his pale blue dot anytime?

[Eunuchorn (imported)]

And of course. there is the one everyone has, the Buttocks. sounds like two words, Butt and Talks. however, if a Butt Talks, Do Not Listen! it will talk shit all day.