To Quote Good Ol' Shakespeare

[Paolo]

"Let's kill all the dentists."

Oh, wait, that was lawyers.

Well, them too. Now that I got that out of my system...

[ambiguous (imported)]

I get on well with my dentist.

BUT I wish he wouldn't try to engage me in a conversation whilst I have got half his toolkit in my mouth.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

"Let's kill all the dentists."

Oh, wait, that was lawyers.

And the moderators? Oh yeah. Send them left over Halloween candy so they have to go to the dentist.

[daifu-orchid (imported)]

And, while we discuss surgery to a penis, remember Hamlet, Act V, Scene 2 had it first:

Hamlet to Horatio:

“There's a divinity that shapes our ends, Rough-hew them how we will,"