I Feel Like Patient Zero in "The Stand"

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We're into Day 10 of this plague now.

The nasal problems are now come-and-go, as are the headaches and muscle aches.

I've begun coughing up hairballs now; frightening blobs that scurry off to dark places when ejected.

The worst thing is the fatigue, although the hot honey-lemon toddies (heavy on the Canadian communion whiskey) seem to help with that in the evening.
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That is going on a bit.

We did have something similar over here but it missed me.

I always try to get a good meal inside me no matter how crap I feel.

Not wanting to sound too selfish but I would prefer it if that bug stayed your side of the pond.

Get well soon.🔴redbounce
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Today I sneezed out a bloody mass of 'something' from my left sinus. I hope it's on the 'run' now, that it's ruptured and drained. The fiery pulsating headaches I can do without. Feels like my eyeball is about to explode, my upper teeth on that side are trying to pull out, and someone is pulling my ear off. More hot honey lemon toddies, I suppose, heavy on the Canadian communion whiskey.
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Get better soon.
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Have you considered a wire brush?
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talula wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:03 pm Have you considered a wire brush?

A wire brush dipped in Canadian Communion Whisky....
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He had already used the wire brush on the other end.
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