22 Year Old in Coma After Bulldog Rips Off His Genitals

[InkedFutureNullo (imported)]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... l-facebook

"A man is in a coma after a bulldog bit off his genitals. The incident happened in a flat on Haddington's High Street in East Lothian at around 2.30pm on Sunday. Emergency services discovered the victim unconscious in a pool of blood, and it is believed the he has lost his penis and both testicles. The 22-year-old was taken to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary where he was induced into a coma and the Olde English Bulldogge responsible is being held in kennels as officers investigate . . . "

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I saw a report that said police are investigating whether the dude was being held down during the attack.

Imagine if the poor guy is actually Aaron Moody, the young hung British guy that was exposed a couple years ago:

NSFW link -- https://omg.blog/omg-hes-naked-swindon- ... aron-moody

Dude is like 11+ inches and arrogant AF. He would be around 22 now and I'll bet at least a few wanted to torture that monster of his. Actually kinda hot to think about, but I also feel bad for the real victim.

[TopManFL (imported)]

Wow holding him down while the doggie ate his hot dog. That's really cruel to the dog. Everyone knows dogs prefer their meat cooked.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

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Wow holding him down while the doggie ate his hot dog. That's really cruel to the dog. Everyone knows dogs prefer their meat cooked.

Haha he must’ve lost a contest

[kastranja (imported)]

My first reaction: How can anybody make fun of that?

My second reaction: How can anybody make fun of that?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

My first reaction: How can anybody make fun of that?

My second reaction: How can anybody make fun of that?

Yeah, I've been in some risky vulnerable situations myself and I wouldn't wish it on anyone tbh. Aside from how it sounds I actually feel terrible for the guy that lost his junk, especially if he wasn't doing something to provoke the attack. Since it's already happened, it's possible to look at it as either gory, or in some way hot or darkly humorous. I choose the latter, but I'm still sincerely sorry for the guy -- and all his junk that became dog food.

[ambiguous (imported)]

You don't own a bull dog for its charm now do you ?

However I have heard that if a dog gets you and doesn't let go.

Put your finger up its arse if possible and give it some thing to think about.

I am told the dog will pretty much instantly let go.

[MikeGrant (imported)]

Officer, as i said, I had just got out of the shower and was making a pb&j. Some fell on my crotch and as I turned around to get a cloth the dog was right there!

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Officer, as i said, I had just got out of the shower and was making a pb&j. Some fell on my crotch and as I turned around to get a cloth the dog was right there!

Curious now. What does peanut butter on your crotch do?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Curious now. What does peanut butter on your crotch do?

Nevermind, I just Googled it. Makes total sense now.