TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sat Oct 06, 2018 4:35 pm
OK @Dekeldoh you got me thinking.
"But mom, it's gross. You know I like the chocolate Male Chow."
"Eat it, they didn't have the chocolate ones yesterday only the almond flavor."
"Listen to your mom. If you don't finish your breakfast in the next five minutes the computer will know and your anal punishment chip will activate. You don't want that to happen again do you?"
"Mother, I know you and mom have the override command for emergencies. Pleeeesaaaseee, can I not finish my Male Chow just this once?"
"For the love of the Dear Goddess, will you just finish your breakfast? Your mother and I can only use the override code for emergencies and you're down to three minutes. Eating your Male Chow three times a day is not optional."
"I know, I know, I just hate the almond flavor is all."
"Male Chow was the greatest achievement of Womyn kind. Three meals a day, computer controlled and each box is coordinated for the exact nutritional and pharma-psychological needs of a male at every stage of life. All either of your two mothers need to do is buy the bag with the right age on it."
"I think he's just getting used to the adjustments in his chow since his birthday - it seems to make him a bit less intelligent. Dear, you go on to work. I'll stay here to clean up the pee after his anal chip shocks him back to reality."
"OK, OK. Geez, it's finished and with 30 seconds to spare. I'm feeling a bit dizzy and my tummy hurts."
"Yes, that's normal. They only had the Male Chow EX not the regular. You'll be a bit out of sorts until this 25lb bag is finished."
"I'm going to barf."
"No, the EX just makes you feel sick any time you think a sexual thought. So, stop wondering why girls have boobs and you'll feel fine."