Bungling teen shoots himself in the PENIS while trying to rob a hotdog stand

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

From a foot long to a 6-inch in one shot...

Teen shoots himself in the penis while trying to rob a hotdog stand

UPDATED 23.11, 04 Nov 2017

It is reported the robbery went horribly wrong as he fumbled with the weapon while trying to steal cash from the sausage salesman.

The 19-year-old was allegedly holding up a South Side hotdog stand in Chicago, US last week, when he blew off his own manhood, the Chicago Times reported.

It is believed Terrion Pouncy is recovering from his injuries at Christ Hospital as he faces two counts of robbery.

Pouncy was found slumped on the ground across the street from a West Pullman restaurant called Maxwell Street Express.

Local police said he was found after being unable to run far because of the pain from the self-inflicted wound.

Judge Stephanie Miller of the Leighton Criminal Courthouse ordered him to be held without bond as he lay in hospital.

Pouncy is believed to have suffered the gunshot wound when he tried to adjust the .38-caliber pistol in his waistband.

Assistant Cook County State’s Attorney Erin Antonietti said in court Pouncy had pulled out the gun and demanded cash from two employees, pressing the gun to the head of a 39-year-old worker.

The victims had passed over their wallets when a few dollar notes fell to the floor.

Pouncy stooped over to collect the cash, but shifted the gun in his waistband as he ran out, apparently pulling the trigger.

One of the restaurant employees then wrestled with Pouncy as he tried to run away, before he staggered out into the street.

Surveillance cameras captured video and audio of the robbery that showed Pouncy struggling to make it across the street, before collapsing on the steps of a nearby house.

Police recovered the wallets Pouncy had allegedly stolen from the two men, the .38 caliber pistol and his blood-stained trousers.

Link:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest ... hicago/amp

[Paolo]

Don't you just love it when God, Fate, Karma, The Universe (take your own personal pick) steps in?:D

[Dave (imported)]

Don't you just love it when God, Fate, Karma, The Universe (take your own personal pick) steps in?:D

Not quite a Darwin Award but getting close...

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[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

So glad to hear the gun went off in his pants instead of at his victim s head !

Probably not much dick left to try to re attach. Making his sex life pretty tough for any 19 year old.

Depending on the collateral damage, his balls might be sterilized enough to win him a Darwin Award. Those Darwin Award books are roll on the floor funny since what happens in true life beats fiction every time !