A Cow Raping Rampage?!

[Dave (imported)]

My brother owns a number of horses, mostly mares, and he has boarded them at farms who also raise cows as part of their businesses.

He has described what I can only put politely as vaginal exams of cattle and horses -- it involves the veterinarian's arm in a plastic glove up to the shoulder. And the veterinarian's arm just disappears in to the animal.

I personally will never under any circumstance shake the hand of a large animal veterinarian, never, never, never

I shudder to think of a moose with a (please don't make me say those words) problem

[Losethem (imported)]

No, not the moose. Trust me, t

here are ways to make it happen, m

ister.

LOL... Well, it wouldn't be in my ̶l̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ willing ass I can promise that.

There, fixed it for you. Thanks for being a good sport.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

There, fixed it for you. Thanks for being a good sport.

I love you, @LT :~*

[Paolo]

​I am a bit upset that there has been no follow-up story to the moose.

[Dave (imported)]

​I am a bit upset that there has been no follow-up story to the moose.

Trump pardoned the Moose. After that, the Moose retired to write a book -- 50 Shades of Bovine Love

The Cows involved are making a celebrity tour through McDonalds and Wendy's everywhere.

As for the hunters -- they left on a quest to find the very elusive six active braincells.

[Losethem (imported)]

I love you, @LT :~*

I mean this platonically. I think you're a decent chap.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I mean this platonically. I think you're a decent chap.

@LT you made my whole weekend! That means a great deal coming from you! In the unlikely case my fantasy ever becomes desire then I want you to be my cutter.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

@LT you made my whole weekend! That means a great deal coming from you! In the unlikely case my fantasy ever becomes desire then I want you to be my cutter.

Careful boy, you might start a stampede of eager cutters all wanting to try to convince you to get cut just by saying that lol.

[Losethem (imported)]

@LT you made my whole weekend! That means a great deal coming from you! In the unlikely case my fantasy ever becomes desire then I want you to be my cutter.

I'm glad I was able to make your day a little brighter.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I'm glad I was able to make your day a little brighter.

Yessir, I hope my weak wit sometimes brightens your days a little, too. You have my respect, I just realized I was 3 when you joined EA.