Shamelessly stolen jokes

[Dave (imported)]

Q: What was H.G. Wells’s advice for one-night stands?

A: “It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.”

[Dave (imported)]

Q: What’s Edward Bulwer-Lytton’s favorite pastime?

A: Watching Stormy Daniels videos in the evening, with the lights turned off. (“It was a dark and stormy night.”)

[Dave (imported)]

Q: What is Phillip Roth's favorite dinner?

A: Liver and Onions, (Portnoy's Complaint)

Q: What is Tom Wolfe’s favorite Thanksgiving food?

A: The right stuffing, (The Right Stuff)

[Dave (imported)]

Factoid about Phillip Roth's "Portnoy's Complaint"

Shortly after the publication of the book, certain supermarket chains banned the purchase of calves liver by teenage boys without permission slips from their Mothers.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Factoid about Phillip Roth's "Portnoy's Complaint"

Shortly after the publication of the book, certain supermarket chains banned the purchase of calves liver by teenage boys without permission slips from their Mothers.

What’s this all about? Am I missing something??

[kristoff]

What’s this all about? Am I missing something??

Read the book. You'll enjoy it.

[Dave (imported)]

What’s this all about? Am I missing something??

I'll second Kristof -- Read Portnoy's Complaint and you'll understand.

Portnoy was my dive into "forbidden" literature of "Lady Chatterly's Lover," Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of Capricorn, the Story of O, Jacqueline Susan's great entries into literature, and how could one ever forget "Lolita"

Portnoy is the vivid story of how one Jewish boy became a man...

[Freddyjack (imported)]

I saw the movie "the story of O"

[Paolo]

I thought the "dark and stormy night" was written by Snoopy?

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Read the book. You'll enjoy it.

I'll check it out. The calf liver is optional? ; )