Thanks to the new technology to extend fertility, a 85 year-old woman gave birth to a baby. After she came home from the hospital her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the 85 year-old mother.
After ten minutes, another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"Not yet," said the mother.
Another 19 minutes later, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
"When it cries," she told them.
"WHEN IT CRIES?" They demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??"
"Because," she confessed to them, "I forgot where I put it."
85 year old owman gives birth
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