Tight Underwear

[MacWolfie (imported)]

This guy goes to a doctor for severe migraines. The doc tells him he can cure the migraines but it will involve castration. The coc says the guy's balls are pushing up against his spine causing the migraines. The guy agrees since to be castrated as the migraines are too painful. Weeks later he has recovered from the surgery. He decides to start his new life as an eunuch by purchasing a new business wardrobe. He enter the men's clothiers and tells the clerk he wants a new wardrobe. The clerk eyes him and says "you are a 42 long". The guy is shocked that the clerk knew that. As the guy picks out overcoats,

socks, dress shirts, shoes and sweaters, the sales clerk amazingly knows the size the guy needs without any measuring. Then the guy says I need underwear and the clerk says size 32. "aha, you are wrong this time" said the guy, "I wear a size 28."

The clerk says to him: "Sir, if you tried to wear size 28 underwear, your balls would be pushed back against your spine causing you terrible migraines."