Bull

[Scuba Cuba (imported)]

An old farmer had to castrate his bull, so he took it to the vet. The vet told him it would cost $400. Well, that was way beyond the poor old farmer’s means, so he sadly led the bull back home.

Later, as he’s sitting on his front porch looking sad, a boy walking down the road sees him, and asks why he’s looking so down. The farmer explains about the $400 castration fee, and the kid says, “Gee, mister, I’ll castrate that bull for twenty dollars.”

“Twenty dollars!? How do you do it?”

“Well, I just hitch that old bull up in the back, take two bricks, and clap ‘em together.”

The farmer exclaims, “Whoa, doesn’t that hurt?!”

The kid answers, “Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way.”

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

I enjoyed the joke. Obviously the kid hasn t handled any bull balls before. Most bulls have balls as big and as tough as bricks. The bull s nuts would be more likely to crack the bricks lol ! Then that kid would have to move fast to save his own skin.

[Buster_007 (imported)]

sounds like you know what your talking about cutnbulls2ox

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

I agree with cutnbuls2ox on this one, the joke is funny, but the truth of it is that an adult male bovine's testicles are BIG, the ones I have seen with my own eyes were oval shaped, at least four inches in diameter and six inches in length. Additionally, even the calmest and tamest bull would be a very dangerous animal if you started messing around with his testicles without first sedating the animal and anesthetizing the area.

[racerboy (imported)]

Hmmm...I originally heard the story with a camel rather than a bull. The man had been given a young male camel and told it would be wise to castrate it before it turned mean....

I have no idea about the size of camel's testicles...but from the preceding comments a camel might be more believable than a bull.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

I ve never seen camel balls, but judging from the size of a camel, they likely have big balls on them.

I did read once that ancient people figured out that inserting a plain rock deep inside a female camel s womb would prevent the camel from becoming pregnant for as long as the rock stayed inside the womb. So castrating male camels for birth control wasn t needed if the females carried rocks inside. It was one of the earliest known uses of birth control in animals.

I m doubting women would be willing to try it.

I don t know how dangerous or aggressive a male camel with balls would be for handling ? Maybe they still need castrating to make them managable and docile ?

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Bull balls are huge and impressive and are extra low hangers compared to ours. They are more elongated shaped than our rounder, oblong man balls. Bull s nuts hang with the narrow end pointing up in the sack with the wider side of the testicle hanging down verticle. Our man balls hang with our wider side hanging as horizontal with our narrow testicle ends pointing forward or back in our sacks. Bull testicles hang at a 90 degree angle to our man balls. But bull sexual organs are close to how us men are built and function. One of the closer male animal sexual anatomies in the organs that make semen and in how it works compared to our male human sexual organs.

Males being males, we instinctually compete and compare our own man dicks and balls with all other men and male animals. We compare size and shapes and see how we stack up. At livestock shows and fair livestock barns its always the city grown male teens and men who look close at animals cocks and balls to compare them with their own. You always hear comments from males on the size and shapes of animals dicks and balls. Its just inborn for us males to always compare and compete.

One group of teens was looking at goats at a fair. The city boys were all impressed by the size and low hang of the big testicles.

One teen boy came up to me standing by a pen and said, God damn those goats have giant balls !

I answered, You have a pair just like those hanging on you, don t you ?

The group laughed big at that, as his girlfriend hugged him tighter and giggled as he refused to answer me about his own ball sizes.