Peeing on an electric fence

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Andrew,

You neglected to specify that the woman's shirt must have a pocket protector and ring around the collar.

(My first effort since my horse threw me last week. God, do I hurt or what? Ever have a thigh and right "cheek" full of cactus thorns?)

Gettin' better and meaner day by day. And I hope my galpal Yolanda has kept you entertained.

Thanks for the cyber-flowers so many of you have sent!

Love,

Fiancee

[Blaise (imported)]

with the pocket protector? :p

[Dave (imported)]

I wonder if there's any cases of people becoming nullified (without dying) as a result of peeing on an electric fence.

Most likely. If you let the current run through your penis long enough, the nerves get burnt out and it won't function ... I can think of less painfull ways to kill the nerves to your penis.

Dave

[Andrew (imported)]

Oh, alright, that's enough.

Knock it off right now.

I can't believe no man here, as a boy, ever peed on an electric fence. Didn't anyone here grow up in the country?!

Alas, I have been an urban dweller all my life. My abject humble apologies.

[Blaise (imported)]

I never thought about peeing on an electric fence. I suppose that I had no imagination. :withstupi :withstupi

[Issinoho (imported)]

I seem to remember there being a 16 year old in one of the Russian States who pee-ed against a faulty electric fence... it's voltage was to high i think.

It burnt his penis very badly & it had to be amputated. But wasn't he the one who had a new one built and grafted on his arm?

Maybe i just dreamed it :p

[Issinoho (imported)]

No, I didnt dream it! Here is a link...

http://pub175.ezboard.com/fimockeryfrm1 ... =172.topic

or even

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_37 ... theadlines

[thefraj (imported)]

Well, you guys are probably aroused by these storys, however, there was a sadly tragic incident in Merseyside (where I live!) a year ago:

A drunk urinated on a live railway track, and was electrocuted. So badly, in fact, he's dead.

oh well.

[_g (imported)]

Well, you guys are probably aroused by these storys, however, there was a sadly tragic incident in Merseyside (where I live!) a year ago:

A drunk urinated on a live railway track, and was electrocuted. So badly, in fact, he's dead.

oh well.

Oh I remember he made the Dawin Awards

_g

[Paolo]

Remember the movie "A Christmas Story" with Peter Billingsley?

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

Remember the boy who stuck his tongue to the flag pole?!